a long story with a bad ending |
Last night I drove from Dayton to work.
On the highway, my car started sassing me.
The temperature gauge told me the engine was getting HOT!
"HOT? It's 3 degrees, Fahrenheit outside!!!"
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Posted by matt on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:18:00 PST |
One day, CDs will be as lame as cassette tapes. |
that was in a note I wrote to myself almost 3 years ago.
Dear Internet,
I have a special treat for you!!!!!!!1111one
Remember how sometimes I talk about how, at one point, in the past, h...
Posted by matt on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST |
if you don't like everyone staring at you... |
don't wear a pink shirt into wal-martunless you're a girl
I have a serious ant problem in my car, ya'll.
I've always had ants living in there, but we had a situation... an unspoken agree...
Posted by matt on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:12:00 PST |
you've got to find out for yourself... |
Use your imagination and these extremely low resolution pictures to go on a mind journey (back in time to last night) to a Jason Mraz concert. (#2) You're 50 feet from the stage! ...
Posted by matt on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:18:00 PST |
why everyone wants to be on my team for Cranium |
...my sculpting skills
Don't ask "where are his square pants?"because, it's obviously a bust.
Posted by matt on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:01:00 PST |
did not our hearts burn within us...? |
Ingredients for today's "Easter Egg Hunt Gather" 1 two year-old (gatherer)6 adults (standing around)100ish plastic eggs (scattered on the ground in the front yard)
Mom and Dad are ...
Posted by matt on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:17:00 PST |
more old jokes |
Hey everybody!Here are some more old jokes from my old joke diary!If you've been one of my fans for more than 2 years, you've already seen these jokes. But you can read them again if you want to, beca...
Posted by matt on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST |
no one wants to be alone at Christmastime |
To celebrate St. Patrick's Day, I'm going to drive some snakes around in my shalalee.Get it?
That wasn't the first time I used that joke.
and now, a new segment called "Messaging with Montez"Montez go...
Posted by matt on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:40:00 PST |
In observance of the last day of Black History Month... |
... you should look at these pictures I found. I took them during our family trip to North Carolina last summer:
Exciting?!...
Posted by matt on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:09:00 PST |
anything to stop clockwatching |
Pick ONE band or musician, then use their song titles to answer the questions below.
1. Choose a band / artist:Jason Mraz
2. Are you male or female:Mr. Curiosity
3. Describe yourself:Halfway Ho...
Posted by matt on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:12:00 PST |
