I wish I had Andrew Divoff's speaking voice.
The name Stephen creates the urge to be creative and original, but we draw to your attention that the name causes a superior, interfering quality that tends to resent the opinions of others.
This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses or accidents to the head, worry and mental tension.
The first name of Stephen leads you to assume considerable responsibility and to prefer to work independently, without direction or interference from others because you have very definite ideas of your own.
Your mind is quick to comprehend and you can be depended upon to do any job well.
Because you tend to be somewhat of a perfectionist, you might insist on doing too many things yourself instead of delegating jobs to others who might do less satisfactory work.
This name does make you quite direct and straight-to-the-point.
You can call me:
Stephen (pronounced with a 'v' not an 'f').
Steve.
Batsy (what the Joker calls Batman and what you may call me, because I want a cool nickname haha).
That is all.
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One of my best friends runs this.
Fact:
My father's name is Thomas Wayne Brawley .
He told me if he had known Bruce Wayne's father's name was Thomas Wayne when I was born, he would have named me Bruce Wayne Brawley .
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'67 Camaro SS (see Better Off Dead).
One day...
"I'll have found myself in the end."
Stephen --
[adjective]:
Having the texture of congealed cheese.
In the words of Audrey Hepburn,"I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it."
"I lift my head to hear an angel cry,
'There is nothing more wasted in this world than life.'
And I'd sing the harmony, in an attempt to agree,
But I have an awful voice to match the awful life I lead."
"it's not who you are underneath.
it's what you do that defines you."
"Do I contradict myself?
Very well, then I contradict myself."
-"Song of Myself," Walt Whitman
"Does history guide you or do you set out to change it?"
-"Business Suits and Combat Boots," The Agonist
"That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die."
"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming..."
-"The Call of Cthulhu," H. P. Lovecraft.
I support the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act.
"If we do not open our eyes to reality soon,
they will get fucked right out of our head."
-U.S. Representative Benjamin Sinclair
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and t he rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'"
This student got an A.
"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"
-My Cousin Vinny
"I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."
-American Psycho
"Dan [Jude Law]: At six, we stand around the computer and read the next day's page, make final changes, put in a few euphemisms to amuse ourselves...
Alice [Natalie Portman]: Such as?
Dan: 'He was a convivial fellow' - meaning he was an alcoholic. 'He valued his privacy' - gay. 'He enjoyed his privacy' - raging queen.
Alice: What would my euphemism be?
Dan: She was disarming.
Alice: That's not a euphemism.
Dan: Yes, it is."
-Closer
"I mourn for those who never knew you."
-"Rose of Sharyn," Killswitch Engage
"Sometimes love isn't about how much someone suits you
But how much you're willing to change to suit them."
-"Rough Hands," Alexisonfire
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky, but why can't it be mine?"
-"Black," Pearl Jam