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Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread

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About Me


I wish I had Andrew Divoff's speaking voice.
The name Stephen creates the urge to be creative and original, but we draw to your attention that the name causes a superior, interfering quality that tends to resent the opinions of others.
This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses or accidents to the head, worry and mental tension.
The first name of Stephen leads you to assume considerable responsibility and to prefer to work independently, without direction or interference from others because you have very definite ideas of your own.
Your mind is quick to comprehend and you can be depended upon to do any job well.
Because you tend to be somewhat of a perfectionist, you might insist on doing too many things yourself instead of delegating jobs to others who might do less satisfactory work.
This name does make you quite direct and straight-to-the-point.
You can call me:
Stephen (pronounced with a 'v' not an 'f').
Steve.
Batsy (what the Joker calls Batman and what you may call me, because I want a cool nickname haha).
That is all.
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One of my best friends runs this.
Fact:
My father's name is Thomas Wayne Brawley .
He told me if he had known Bruce Wayne's father's name was Thomas Wayne when I was born, he would have named me Bruce Wayne Brawley .
..
'67 Camaro SS (see Better Off Dead).
One day...
"I'll have found myself in the end."

Stephen --
[adjective]:
Having the texture of congealed cheese.
In the words of Audrey Hepburn,"I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it."
"I lift my head to hear an angel cry,
'There is nothing more wasted in this world than life.'
And I'd sing the harmony, in an attempt to agree,
But I have an awful voice to match the awful life I lead."
"it's not who you are underneath.
it's what you do that defines you."
"Do I contradict myself?
Very well, then I contradict myself."
-"Song of Myself," Walt Whitman

"Does history guide you or do you set out to change it?"
-"Business Suits and Combat Boots," The Agonist

"That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die."
"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming..."
-"The Call of Cthulhu," H. P. Lovecraft.

I support the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act.
"If we do not open our eyes to reality soon,
they will get fucked right out of our head."
-U.S. Representative Benjamin Sinclair

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and t he rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'"
This student got an A.

"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"
-My Cousin Vinny

"I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."
-American Psycho

"Dan [Jude Law]: At six, we stand around the computer and read the next day's page, make final changes, put in a few euphemisms to amuse ourselves...
Alice [Natalie Portman]: Such as?
Dan: 'He was a convivial fellow' - meaning he was an alcoholic. 'He valued his privacy' - gay. 'He enjoyed his privacy' - raging queen.
Alice: What would my euphemism be?
Dan: She was disarming.
Alice: That's not a euphemism.
Dan: Yes, it is."
-Closer

"I mourn for those who never knew you."
-"Rose of Sharyn," Killswitch Engage

"Sometimes love isn't about how much someone suits you
But how much you're willing to change to suit them."
-"Rough Hands," Alexisonfire

"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky, but why can't it be mine?"
-"Black," Pearl Jam

My Interests

AIM - xSTEVEoftheDEADx

Gamertag - Batsy 6661
But don't bother trying to play me, I suck really bad.
You'd just waste your time.

Robin:
"Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?"


Batman:
"The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin."

[leave me comments here...]Hello there my old friend...

I'd like to meet:

R.I.P.
Sue Brawley (Memaw)
&
Chris Longoria (Cuz)

Mary,
Me Hearty.
She's the Harley Quinn to my Joker... hahaha
Mark Hamill (the voice of Joker in Batman: The Animated Series) once said,
"Expressing emotion in any way that's real and meaningful is alien to the Joker, but he's learning those parts of himself, however unconsciously, through Harley."
And as Arleen Sorkin (the original voice of Harley) added,
"Everyone else sees the Joker laugh... only Harley has ever seen him cry."

And of course, the Catwoman to my Batman...

"I must admit, she gives me curious stirrings in my utility belt."
-Adam West as Batman

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."
-Joker from Batman (1989)

Hollywood,
here we come.

Music:



Mine and Brad's acoustic band.
Preview.

Favorite band.

I hope my kids are this badass.

Movies:



Homemade.

Television:



Heroes:

My dad.

Mary.

My brother, Zach.

Howard Jones
of Killswitch Engage.

Audrey Hepburn.

Marilyn Monroe.

My Blog

Lead them to their graves...

I think I'm going to start over.Give myself a fresh start.Explore and discover.Find myself.I'm not who, what, or where I want to be in life.And I'll be damned if I don't become and have everything my ...
Posted by Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:09:00 PST

Update.

OK, it's been a while so I hope you don't have any plans... To start, I've been dating Mary for almost 11 months now.  We started dating on my birthday too, which is pretty cool. I'm metro. ...
Posted by Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:00 PST

The Prestige

Movies always give me ideas for poetry and songs.   ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------   Are you watching closely? Look This isn't something I learned fro...
Posted by Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:33:00 PST

Mary Kate is Taking Me Home

7 days, 7 years, 7 decades, a lifetime It's all the same and I can't wait to spend mine With Mary Kate   So you know, I've been told that home is where the heart is But you see, the thing is, my ...
Posted by Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

Remember The Alamo!

Sing me a song, Tell me about the things you're dealing with lately I don't understand how you could sing to me lies, Let them linger inside of me, Give me a reason to stay with you, Just let me know ...
Posted by Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:54:00 PST

No chuh-ching for me.

Money is an evil, bitch goddess. I have TOO many debts.
Posted by Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

A.I.

I went to the Art Institute of Houston today. It looks like I can't afford it.  Not even with financial aid and my dad's help.  So I don't think I'll be going. I have no fucking future....
Posted by Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:29:00 PST

Whatev.

I've got a firm grasp on reality now, I think. I want to choke it.
Posted by Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST

WEAPON.

Here, by my side, an angel Here, by my side, the devil Never turn your back on me Never turn your back on me again Here, by my side, its heaven Here, by my side, you are destruction Here, by my side,...
Posted by Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

I was on my death bed in May and I finally passed in June.

"Yeah it was over,but you can bet in mid OctoberI will still be ranting 'bout most early May." Why do I hate myself for what you did? This is how I vent....
Posted by Like Stevie Wonder... but more like Wonder Bread on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:10:00 PST