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Joe D.

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About Me

I'm Jodi. I love to watch adult swim. I go to college at Miami University Hamilton. I play my keyboard and write as frequently as my attention span will allow it. My interests seem to steep around serial killers and tv shows about paranormal stuff. I love to sing when no one's listening! I fucking hate people who think they are smarter than everyone else...I fucking kill those people and keep their rotting corpses in my basement. My favorite season is winter, my favorite color is gray, my favorite subject is English, and my favorite shows are Dexter and Futurama. Anything else you want to know about me? Just ask.

My Interests

movies, grape soda, adult swim, violence and gore, ketchup, knives, reading, snow, winter, video games, singing, anime (although I can only stand so much), JTHM, Invader Zim, tv, writing, the color gray, melty chocolate, waffles, piano music, strawberry flavored things, people with mental instability, cats, Jhonen Vasquez, animals, comic books/graphic novels, environmental conservation, villains, Halloween, Christmas, Easter candy, serial killers, horror movies, solitude, aliens, the paranormal.
Dancing is forbidden!!
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I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Urine, Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Mark Hoppus, Shia Labeouf, Greg Behrendt, Robin Williams, Matthew Lillard, Tony Shalhoub, Sheri Moon Zombie, Michael C. Hall, Anna Faris, Richard Horvitz, Rikki Simons, Bert McCracken, (and if they weren't already dead) Albert Einstein, Edgar Allan Poe, and Jack the Ripper.

Music:

MSI, Apoptygma Berzerk, Assemblage 23, Velvet Acid Christ, Blink-182, +44, Boxcar Racers, AVA, The Used, A Perfect Circle, Muse, The Birthday Massacre, Funker Vogt, Gorillaz, Nine Inch Nails, Deadsy, Rob Zombie, Garbage, Tenacious D, Alien Ant Farm, Rage Against The Machine, JEM, Mushroomhead, Wumpscut, Dead Kennedys, Zebrahead, Bloodhoud Gang.

Movies:

All the President's Men, Anchorman, Bad Boys & Bad Boys 2, Beetlejuice, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Billy Madison, Bucket of Blood, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride, Crash, Dead Alive, Dead Silence, Disturbia, Drop Dead Fred, Edward Scissorhands, Elf, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Friday the 13th, Hackers, Halloween, Hellboy, Hannibal Rising, Hook, House of 1,000 Corpses, Jackass the movie, Jurassic Park, Kiki's Delivery Service, Kill Bill, Lady in the Water, Men In Black, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, Mr. Deeds, Nightmare on Elm Street, Night At The Roxbury, Office Space, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Pitch Black, Pirates of the Caribbean, Princess Mononoke, Resident Evil, Road to Perdition, Saving Silverman, Saw, Scary Movie 2, Scream, Secret Window, Sensless, Shaun of the Dead, Silence of the Lambs, SLC Punk, Sleepy Hollow, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Stand By Me, Tank Girl, Team America: World Police, The Devil's Rejects, The Fifth Element, The Island, The Mothman Prophecies, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Sixth Sense, The Sweetest Thing, Transformers, Weird Science, Willow, 13 Ghosts, 28 Days Later, 300.

Television:

Adult Swim, Dexter, Dirty Jobs, Survivorman, Man vs. Wild, Mythbusters, Kids in the Hall, SNL, Comedy Central Presents, Doctor Who, Ergo Proxy, Friends, Invader Zim, Ghost Hunters, Most Haunted, Weird Travels, Monk, South Park, House, Jackass.

Books:

Anything by Edgar Allan Poe, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Hamlet, The Last Wolf of Ireland, Heart of Darkness, Exquisite Corpse, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Everything Can Be Beaten, I Feel Sick, Squee.

Heroes:

Jhonen Vasquez, Blink-182, Robin Williams, and some fat middle-aged woman who saved me from drowning in a pool when I was 3.

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Joe D. on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:32:00 PST

installment .2 of my writing crap

Another peice of my writing. This one's a descriptive narrative that I wrote for my English class. I'm particularly proud of this one because it was my best grade on a class paper this year. So h...
Posted by Joe D. on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

accept it

wooo
Posted by Joe D. on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:57:00 PST

my writing crap

I've decided to post a few peices of my writing on here for public scrutiny, so here goes one: Imperfect See how imperfect I am. Every flaw outlined plain to see. Masks worn to fool the cynics Wast...
Posted by Joe D. on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:29:00 PST