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About Me

I live in a small, overpriced studio on Capitol Hill with my cat Elliott. We like it here. I move around a bunch, so we'll see how long this lasts. I miss Chicago often.I like the colors blue and green. I don't like The Simpsons. A few of my favorite words are aesthetic, prosthetic, marsupial. I don't like adjectives. I like ironic songs about heads (Be My Head/Flaming Lips and We Want a Rock/TMBG which also uses the word prosthetic) I like to make lists. I like to lose lists. I've been going to school for 10 years, grossing about 175 semester hours. No degree. I wait tables. But, one of these days.... I got new glasses. They make me look both intelligent and artsy. So now that I belong to the Creative Class demographic, I'd like to work on becoming a D.I.N.K. (Dual Income No Kids).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Virgin Mary (the lying whore), Bert and Ernie, and Kermit should anything get outta hand, all the boys; Fermi, Bohr, Einstein, Hawking, Sagan, Feynman, Maxwell, Oppenheimer (a lot of Jews?), what the hell, Woody Allen, while we're on science and comedy-L. Ron Hubbard, AND my real dad cause I know in my heart I'm a trust funder, and Sam Prekop cause he's gonna have my baby.