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1daveatatime

interruptingcow

About Me

My favorite joke cannot be told on-line, But I can tell you how to tell it. It's a knock-knock joke. You say "Knock knock." They say "Who's there?" Then you reply "Interrupting cow." And when they start to ask "Interrupting cow, who?" you go "Mooo!" Get it? You interrupt them by mooing. It's hillarious. It is.

My Interests



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Music:

John Gold, Clem Snide, Nirvana, White Stripes, Whiskeytown, Cat Power, Duran Duran, Hayden, Buzzcocks, Camper Van Beethoven, Chet Baker (sings), Detroit Cobras, Eels, Elliott Smith, Gillian Welch, Handsome Family, Hank Williams Sr., Ill Lit, Incedible Moses Leroy, Jeff Buckley, Leonard Cohen, Nick Drake, Lisa Bastoni, Live (first couple albums anyway), Velvet Underground & Lou, Neko Case, Nico Stai, Pixies, Ray Lamontagne, REM (early to mid), RON SEXSMITH, Scott Weiland (solo), The Shelleys / Tom Brosseau, Sigur Ros, Sinead O'Connor, Sugar / Bob Mould, Kristen Hersch, Supergrass, Angelo Badalamenti, They Might Be Giants, Tobinsprout, Vaselines, Violent Femmes, Ariel Ramirez, Richard Buckner, Beck's depressive music, Rick Berlin, TwentyTwentyVision, Bloggs, Dorian Wood, The Northern Embers, Buddy Holly, John Prine, Daniel Johnston, Inspiral Carpets, Jonathan Richman, Pearljam (first album and random tracks), Radiohead (ok computer), Skeleton Key, The Smiths, Sonic Youth, Television, Snide Rhino

Movies:

The 40 Year Old Virgin, Donnie Darko, The first Matrix, Midnight Run, Serial Mom, Romy and Michelle's Highschool Reunion, Brain Dead, Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, David Lynch movies, P.T. Anderson movies, Lost In Translation, Dr. Strangelove, Fight Club, Michael Moore docs, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Breakfast Club, Peewee's Big Adventure, Heavenly Creatures, Snatch, Run Lola Run, Greg Araki movies, Hal Hartley movies (except The Professional), Jean Daniel Cadinot movies - - - - - - - - :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::: And movies I hated that people seem to love are: Mystic River, Crash, Dancer In the Dark, The Pillowbook, The Piano, Napoleon Dynamite, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Hours, Blade Runner, Rushmore, A Beautiful Mind, Whale Rider

Television:

The Daily Show, Scrubs, Lost, Prison Break, My Name Is Earl, American Idol, Star Trek; The Next Generation, Desperate Housewives, The Daily Show, Dave Letterman, Trigger Happy TV, nature shows, Six Feet Under, The Daily Show, Twin Peaks, first couple seasons of The Sopranos, The Secret Life of..., Carnivalle, The Daily Show, Taxicab Confessions, and any of that real life HBO stuff. And The Daily Show.

Books:

Vonnegut, Bradbury, Burroughs, Bukowski, Douglas Adams, Schopenhauer, etc

My Blog

Fall

One of the few things I like about living in this part of the country - it gets real purdy this time of year. I collected these leaves on the lawn outside my building a couple days ago and scanned the...
Posted by 1daveatatime on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:45:00 PST

A Commerical I Love To Hate

I hate most commercials. Advertising, in general, is very dishonest, manipulative and usually annoying. I especially hate the ad currently running for Lowes. Have you seen it? Here it is.  To...
Posted by 1daveatatime on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:04:00 PST

Compare & Contrast

Imagine someone, for no reason whatsoever, starts to punch you in the face every day, for years, with increasing velocity and force, and there's nothing you can do about it. It would be...
Posted by 1daveatatime on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:32:00 PST

Gone, Fishing

I used to fish when I was a kid. That's something I can't even imagine doing anymore. The idea has become increasingly loathesome to me. Something about it makes me shudder. Tonight, while watching a ...
Posted by 1daveatatime on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:11:00 PST

Fat One

Not that I had had much occasion, previously, to think about him, but I just realized last night while watching the new game show The Singing Bee, hosted by Joey Fatone, that Joey Fatone's name is Joe...
Posted by 1daveatatime on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:13:00 PST

Doctor Evil

Just about every 24 hours, it's 3pm. And at 3pm, here in Massachusetts, Dr. Phil comes on the television. I have, I am at least mildly ashamed to admit, watched his show on a number of occasions. Dr. ...
Posted by 1daveatatime on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:35:00 PST

Pirhana in Virginia

Have you seen the news media's coverage on the events that took place at Virginia Tech? Of course you have. It's impossible to avoid if you've even walked by a television in the past day and a half. N...
Posted by 1daveatatime on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:27:00 PST

Charlie Brickside 4

Charlie Brickside heard his mother screeching into the phone from the safe side of his bedroom door, surrounded by his own belongings, which included a broken xylophone, a nearly ceiling-tall stack of...
Posted by 1daveatatime on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:52:00 PST

Charlie Brickside 3

The order, position, and distance from each other and the ceiling of the shelves didn't make as much sense as they should, at least in this moment as Charlie critiqued the wall between Cynthia Bricksi...
Posted by 1daveatatime on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

Charlie Brickside 2

It didn't matter if the bus was five minutes late; Charlie was supposed to wait patiently. But if he had to wait much longer, especially when he looked up to see clouds above him, that was a problem. ...
Posted by 1daveatatime on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:01:00 PST