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Flork

Here goes nothin'

About Me

I'm a pretty laid back kind of guy. Like most people I like to spend my time hangin' out with my friends hiking and just doing anything fun.. ------ I'm into pretty much anything that's interesting. I have a brain full of useless information, but it helps the day go by more quickly. ------ I've become a bit of a movie quote junkie, I'll sit there at work and spout off movie lines at my coworkers and try to get them to guess what movie it's from, good fun. ------ For fun, I'm a competition shooter, take a look at my pics and you'll see what kind of cool stuff I get to do and play with.------
You scored as Sniper Rifle. You like sharpshooting. Stealth, accuracy and range are your best friends. So you need sniper rifle (if you don't already have one).

Sniper Rifle


81%

Pistol


75%

Assault Rifle


56%

Shotgun


31%

SMG


31%

Revolver


31%

Machinegun


13%
What Firearm Fits You Best?
created with QuizFarm.com------ That's me, that's all there is. /style

My Interests

Anything that could be considered fun, interesting or just different. ------ Comedy clubs, pool halls, movies, any place where I can meet people and/or have a good time. ------ This is one of my videos I made a few years ago with my buddies. Here's a video I made o.n Dec 3 2006. Just playin' around at the range.

I'd like to meet:

Women... They sure beat the alternative.

Music:

Disturbed, Slipknot, Godsmack, Oleander, System of a Down. Basically any music that has a beat. I've even been known to listen to Beethoven and Bach.

Movies:

Anything out there is fair game for me. Have Netflix, Will Use. ------ Hostle; now that's a movie. ------ I'll watch any movie as long as it's not boring.

Television:

TV?? what's that?? I have no time for TV. Actually I lied, I have no time for TV since I run 2 businesses. Soon that will change.

Books:

Dean Koontz, Steven King, Michael Crichton. Pretty much anything that has some suspense, mystery and a bit of action. I really don't read much, but I listen to audio books all day long.

Heroes:

My late Uncle Leonard

My Blog

The answers to my Gun Nut Quiz

 1. We'll start off easy. What caliber of bullet does the M-16 fire?a) 7.5×55mmb) 5.56×45mmc) 7.62×51mmAnswer: A2. What caliber of bullet does the AK-47 fire?a) 5.45×39mmb) 7.62×51mmc) 7.62×39mmA...
Posted by Flork on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:44:00 PST

Evening at the Doggy ER

So "Chick of Flork" and I were sitting around her house this evening just hangin out when little Zoey made the strangest sound.  We heard the clink of metal then she choked.  I don't know ab...
Posted by Flork on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:49:00 PST

Screw California

That's right, I finally did it. After months of saying, "We're moving real soon" and "We're being delayed", it's finally happened. I made the move from Sacramento, California to Fossil, Oregon.It's ...
Posted by Flork on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:23:00 PST

Very interesting, and good too.

I am imagining you with your face close to mine, legs pressed against my hips, on top of me in a bed draped with red satin sheets. We are illuminated only by the flickering flames of countless candle...
Posted by Flork on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:59:00 PST

The Party - I found a Pic

OH YEAH, I just found it, after months of searching, I found the one and only existing pic of night ..2 of "The Party"....
Posted by Flork on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

Kyle's Birthday

So, this wekend was my cousin Kyle's birthday. He's been asking me to take him to a strip club for a long time now, so I finally did it this weekend. He had never been to a strip club before so I ha...
Posted by Flork on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:52:00 PST

Quick Rant

I had an epiphany last night.  I work with total and complete idiots.  I have 3 new guys in my shop and I can't stand any of them.  These guys are complete morons, I set them a task of ...
Posted by Flork on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:44:00 PST

More stupid people

As per my last Blog entry I really don't like stupid people.I just had the misfortune to meet the person I can say is the most stupid of all people I've met so far in my life.I went to a new place her...
Posted by Flork on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:11:00 PST

Damn, I hate stupid people

Yep, that's right, I Hate Stupid People.I know what you're thinking, nobody likes stupid people, but I really hate stupid people.I mean, you're walking through Walmart and some dumb ass with a shoppin...
Posted by Flork on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:45:00 PST