he he i think the pic says it all huh
25 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communication. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing. 16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. 17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. 18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks. 19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. 20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. 21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union. 22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use. 23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. 24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross".. 25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.
It's All Me by littlelib
About Me
Name: julie
Age: 34
birthday: 21/7/73
Starsign: cancerian
Location: home
Hair colour & style: blonde layered
Eye colour: green
Body type: all in proportion
Piercings? Where: ear holes
Tattoos? how many: 1
Left/right handed: RITE
Favourite Things
Colour: BLUE
Food: ANYTHING
Non alcohol drink: WATER
Alcoholic drink: JD N COKE EVERYTIME
Saying: NEVER TREAD THE SAME PATH TWICE
Type of music: R N B
Sport: BOXING
Smell: SUCKER FOR HUGO BOSS
Holiday: MAOIRI, ITALY
Time of year: WINTER
TV show from childhood: THE FLUMPS
Love N Stuff
Are You In Love, who with: N/A
Most romantic moment with partner: YUCH
Been in love before: YEH
Longest relationship: A 7 YR MISTAKE
Ever cheated on anyone: LOADS OF FOLK
Ever been cheated on: YEH
Has your heart ever been broken: 2 X
Do you believe in soulmates: I WANNA
Do you want to get married: NO
Kiss on first date: YEH
Sex on first date: NO IM A CATHOLIC
In A Partner
Hair colour: BROWN
Eye colour: BROWN
Height: HIGH
Body type: BIG
Style: MUST HAVE SOME STYLE
Piercings or tattoos: YEHHHHH
Hot or cute: HOT
Most attractive quality: THE EYES
Worst chat up line ever: WHERE DO I START
The Last
Person you kissed: SOMEONE I SHOULDNT HAVE
Person you hugged: LEIGH PIERCINGS
Person you told you loved: MY GRAN
Person that said they love you: MY GRAN
Person you told you hated:
Person to piss you off:
Time you cried: PASS
Person you spoke to on the phone: SECRET
IM you sent: STUART
Film you watched: LAST NITE DIE ANOTHER DAY
Friends
Best friend: VICKY
Friend you have known longest: JAIME
Loudest friend: TONY
Cool friend: CLAIR
Funniest friend: LEIGH
Shyest friend: NONE OF THEM
Best friendship memory: CLAIR KEEPING A BIG SECRET 4 ME -RESPECT
This Or That
Hugs or kisses: KISSES
Lover or fighter: FIGHTER
Macdonalds or Burger king: MCDONALDS
Coke or pepsi: COKE
Friends or family: FAMILY
Town or country: COUNTRY
Christmas or Halloween: CHRISTMAS
Listen or talk: LISTEN
Marmite: love it or hate it: HATE
Do You
Believe in yourself: AM LEARNING TO
Believe in karma: YEH
Want children: GOT ONE
Answer the phone to withheld numbers: YEH
Get on with your parents: SOMETIMES
Smoke: NOT FOR 4 MONTHS
Drink: YEH TO EXCESS
Do Drugs: NO
Miss anyone: MIKE & JAMES RIP
Regret anything: I REGRET A LOT OF THINGS! BUT AM SURE THEY REGRET ME TOO!
Other Stuff
Can you handle the truth: NAH DONT THINK I CAN
Biggest fear: THINGS FROM THE PAST COMIN BACK TO HAUNT ME
Biggest weakness: HAS TO BE A BAD BOY BUT IM WORKIN ON THAT ONE
First thought waking up: FUCK ME IM LATE AGAIN
First song you ever brought: 2 GOOD 2 B FORGOTTEN
What purfume/colone do you wear: COCO CHANEL
3 most important people in your life: MY SON, MY GRAN AND MY HAIRDRESSER!
How do you want to die: I DONT WANT TO FUCKIN DIE
What should your gravestone say: I DIDNT WANT TO DIE
What are you wearing right now: PINK SHORTS N VEST
Forgive someone who hurts you or seek revenge: SEEK REVENGE EVERY TIME
Who was your first crush on: A RIGHT KNOB HEAD
1 wish, what would you wish for: A HOUSE IN THE HILLS
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