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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
name: Matt Sereneck
birthday: 7/12/83
birthplace: Montgomery AL
current location: Montgomery AL
eye color: Browm
hair color: Brown
height: 5'8
right handed or left handed: Righty
your heritage: Little bit of everything
the shoes you wore today: DC's
your weakness: Women
your fears: Dying alone and failure.
your perfect pizza: Pepperoni with extra cheese and stuffed crust.....mmm
goal you would like to achieve this year: Make it to the next.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: Everyone says my eyes.....
Your Bedtime: Whenever i get tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: Not being alone.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: I prefer single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes......
Do you want to go to College: Yes.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: On occasion.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess.
Are you a Health Freak: Uh.....no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep.
Do you like Thunderstorms: When im trying to sleep yes.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Haha....funny.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Uh....i guess.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Eww...no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No unfortunately....:(
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Haha.....funny again
Ever been called a Tease: Yep 0=)
Ever been Beaten up: Only in bed :)
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: However God sees fit for me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successfull
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or Korea.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: Doesnt matter.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever makes her her.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4.
Number of CDs I own: Alot.
Number of Piercings: 1....Ears 4 gauge
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to list.
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Some people call me crazy..i think they're right. I honestly dont give not one fuck about what anyone thinks about me. i've been through enough crap in my life to have realized that life is to short to let small things drag you down and keep from having the blast that life should be. I love making people laugh and showing them a good time. i seem quiet at first but its really just an act. I have to get the feel of someone before i open up to them, which doesnt really take that long.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's life doesn't revolve around bullshit or drama.

My Blog

GEORGE CARLIN’S NEW RULES FOR 2007

GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2007New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:36:00 GMT

Thank you.

To all the so called friends who only like my presence until who they really want to be around shows up, thank you for making me feel used. To all the people who dont ever call, thank you for making m...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:04:00 GMT

Only In America.

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America......do drugstore...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:11:00 GMT

True Friends.

True Friendship Body: True Friendship (with none of that sissy crap thrown in!)Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always soundgood, but never actually come close to reality? Well, he...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:05:00 GMT

i heart beer!

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 14:37:00 GMT

hahahahaha....i laughed my ass off.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and w...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:35:00 GMT

wake up call ladies....words of fucking wisdom right here

I'm sorrythat i bought you rosesto tell you know that i like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" yo...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 13:31:00 GMT

The Rules of Dude.

I apologize in advance if anyone is offended by this installment of The Rules of Dude, but not because they're wrong; bear in mind that I didn't pull these out of thin air.  These rules are based...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 20:45:00 GMT

ON EVERYTHING I LOVE...

ok, im tried of all the diaper wetting baby junior high drama thats been going on lately. you people are acting stupid over stuff that is absolutely stupid. all the drama, talking behind peoples faces...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 16:05:00 GMT

new hours part 2

so yeah they changed em...again...but for the better Mon - Weds: 7am - 3pm Thurs & Friday: 4am - 12:30 1:00
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:18:00 GMT