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Akilah

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About Me

I'm a Mom, a wife and a nurse. That pretty much discribes who/what I am and why I haven't called you back...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whoever invented the 24 hour day... I'd like a do-over.

My Blog

North to Alaska

Answers... 1.  It's cold?  Really... wow.  Didn't know that. 2.  Since I was ten years old. 3.  The beauty, the people, an economy that's not already going under. 4.  No ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 15:02:00 GMT

GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

You know... I think I must have been a bear in a previous life.  In the fall I tend to get sleepy, moody and depressed. Eat way too much and try to avoid all social interaction.  Then spring...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:14:00 GMT

Funny stuff

What do you do all day?? hehe This is priceless!!! What Do You Do All Day?  A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:32:00 GMT

It could only get worse...

What's worse than not getting through the breakers? Getting through the breakers and not catching a wave. What's worse than getting through the breakers and not catching a wave? Getting through the br...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 18:37:00 GMT

Class on the United States Constitution

I'm sticking this here so I can refer back to it. Start off with this: CLICK HERENow that you know about Liberty here is a Class on the United States Constitution. YOU all need to watch this class all...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:20:00 GMT

Yeah, Baby! Ouch!

Okay, I think I've found out what I've been doing wrong.  For whatever reason, when I've been trying to pop up, I get about half way up then let go of the board.  Don't ask me... I have no i...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 06:51:00 GMT

Anybody want to surf?

Well, I bought a two piece bathing suit.  First time I’ve had one on since I was seven!  Don’t look to close though.  My white belly will blind you!  I’ve been go...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:48:00 GMT

Wax II

OUCH!  OUCH!  Ooooowwwwww.... ahuuuuuughhhhh.... growllll.....ouch... MOTHERF***KER!!!!  G**Damn!  *&%($%#..... Jesus H..... OOOOWWWWW.... shit... SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Dam...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 18:39:00 GMT

Wax!

Okay.  Anybody ever heard of a "Brazilian" bikini wax?  I really didn't know what that was.  Do now though.  Good Lord!  A dear friend of mine called me up and asked if I woul...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 16:07:00 GMT

Gotta save this somewhere...

This is about the funniest thing I've heard all day.  Thanks Darby. Mitch Hedberg quote of the day: I'd like to talk about the differences between bears and frogs. I know it's cliche. Like, if th...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:01:00 GMT