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benjamin

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About Me

well i am 58 years old going on 16 i'm so damn cool i can sell eskimos ice ( lol ) i'm a legend in my own mind i write music i play drums, guitar, keyboard, mostly drums i'm single i gotta girlfriend 6 feet tall , sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall ( lol ) i'm an retired construction worker i didn't go to school but one day to carry my brother's lunch i stayed in 1st grade so damn long they let me start teaching it for living i breath alot, eat alot, sleep alot, stuff like that. i'm a diabetic i like people with a good sense of humor i like girls that like to go fishin and play with big worms lol i ain't got no damn dog (god spelt backwards) i gotta dog i call him lucky hes got one ear one eye tail cut off leg missin' thats about it hahaha for the dog i had a cat but it got stinkin my favorite song is race to the shit house by willie make it and also i like under the grand stand by see more butt and busted comode by who shit a brick i love the hell out of comedy i like jokes and shit like that i need a girl friend that likes to play music i like black and white women and all in between i was charged with singing too loud in church and carrying a bible too big

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

wonder woman luanne poogie motzart flossy doe domingo i'd like to hang out with big G, JC, the spook every sunday