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♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

---i W.O.N.T. add you just cause your a juggalo or juggalette-------------------------------------------------- ---DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M FOXY, HATE ME CAUSE I'M FUNNY!---------------What's happenin! I'm Patti, I'm "one-legged" and have scoliosis but I walk on crutches and am very mobile and I could SO kick your ass! I used my wheelchair in HS but now I only use it if im lazy. You might have seen me around HOLLYWOOOOD at COMEDY clubs, DANCE clubs and so on, especially THE LAUGH FACTORY. I dig all types of clubs and bars, from hip hop to drum n bass to industrial. Im all for various environments. I have PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS, I'm also a *FULL TIME JUGGALETTE* tryin to hold it down in cali. Bring it! Random stuff:::: I'm into loud music. I love photography. I don't usually like sequels, iv'e only seen a few that were up to par. I sleep with my blanket over my face, but I have insomnia. I was an extra in a movie when I was 10. I watch The Simpsons & Family Guy ***religiously***. I often quote movies. I tend to be a HUGE FLIRT. ***I'm not into politics AT ALL. I DO NOT VOTE and I DO NOT celebrate july 4th. I'm not even registered!!*** Dont bitch at me for it!!! I love accents. The Solar system, Volcano's and Witchcraft intrigue me. I think 90's rap is the best rap. I memorize random shit not worth memorizing. I have an addictive nature. I LOVE comedians and 'Where's Waldo?' books. I like tattoos and piercings. I go to industrial clubs, I also go to S&M clubs, I wear fishnets and my nails are always black, but don't call me goth, bitches! And, Im huge in Europe.I'm Krusty, who are you? by NoHomers.net
I'm Krusty, who are you? by NoHomers.netGOOD ASS HOMIE, DJ TINY...RESPECT! DOIN WHAT HE DOES BEST~~

My Interests

*I LOOOOVE THE PUNK MUSIC/STYLE*Juggalo events, going to clubs, Stand-up Comics, hanging out with friends, WRITTING, listenin to music, checkin out new bands, partying,drinking, playing video games, watchin DJs spin, watchin hockey. 420, SKATERS, TATTOOS, piercings, the beach, makin clothes, takin pix, watchin breakdancers, incense, red and black, fashion, the smell of matches, the smell of gasoline, human behaivor, ROCKABILLY style, different languages, loud music, fishnets, hair pulling, ass slapping, biting, painted nails, musicians, and ALL THINGS PIRATE-LIKE etc. I like to go to clubs like the Whiskey, The Roxy, The Key Club, Bar Sinister, The Troubadour, The Viper Room, The Gig, The Kitting Factory, The Laugh Factory, The House of Blues, Paladino's, Perversion at the Ruby, etc---CHECK OUT MAH HOMIE LOVETTE--TELL HER THE CAPTAIN SENT YA!--

I'd like to meet:

*I LOVE SKATER GUYS, ROCKERS AND GUYS WITH MOHAWKS* People who are out going, humorous, and can take my jokes. Who are sarcastic and love having a good time. People who can hang or go party. People with an open mind, down to earth, roudy, naughty, non judgemental, etc. Just be cool and dont be a poser. Not to mention JUGGALO'S, JUGGALO'S, AND MORE JUGGALO'S.-------Who I'd like to meet *AGAIN*: ICP, BAM MARGERA! CHRIS RAAB & CKY, Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone-----------------*Others I'd like to meet: Andy Milonakis, The Addams Family, Rob Zombie, Dave Mirra, Carey Hart, Bob Burnquist, Rick Thorne, Charles Manson, Beavis and Butt-head, Ghandi, Tony Hawk, The monk who set himself on fire, Hitler, Norman Bates, Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer, goth kids on South Park, The Grandparents from Cry Baby, Angelina Jolie, Ted Bundy, Leather Face, Don Vito, my fav comedians, Jack The Ripper, Pirates from the past, Patton Oswald, Eddie Izzard, Chelsea Handler, George Lopez, John Mulaney,Katt Williams,Corey Holcomb, the cast of Reno911! etc.

Music:

I ONLY ADD BANDS THAT I KNOW OR HAVE SEEN ALREADY, so dont ask me to add you, cause I WONT. I love most types of music like rock, HIP HOP, rap, blues, reggae, death metal, PUNK, SKA, industrial, especially drum n bass, JUNGLE and even some soul. *Just dont give me any country!sorry!* I like stuff like: INSANE CLOWN POSSE,CKY, Twiztid, STP, Sublime, Kid Rock, DMX, Kottonmouth Kings, Bone Thugs,GYM CLASS HEROS, My Chemical Romance, ROB ZOMBIE, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, 311, old Ataris, (hed)p.e., Ramones, Sex Pistols, Black Flag,INSANE CLOWN POSSE, Rancid, Slipknot, KORN, Missy Elliot, No Doubt,TAKING BACK SUNDAY, Green Day, MATISYAHU, Busta Rhymes, Outkast, Rage, Bob Marley, HIM (*OLD), Beastie Boys, TURBONEGRO, Ludacris, Linkin Park,Carbon9, INSANE CLOWN POSSE, Manson, Nirvana, B.E.P., some METAL, Chili Peppers, NIN, Jimmy Eat World, Cole Porter, Ella Fitzgerald, Covenant, The Last Dance, Wumpscut, Funker Voght, Tumor, INSANE CLOWN POSSE, Billy Idol, The Beatles, Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra, some Fallout Boy, The Doors,and I really love 80's hair bands but most importantly, did i mention ***INSANE CLOWN POSSE*********** "MUSIC IS THE CLOSEST THING WE HAVE TO A TIME MACHINE"

Movies:

I'm not really into sci fi stuff, or action, im more of a comedy, horror or porn person. Fav movies: *Dead man on campus*, Rocky Horror picture show, half baked, Jackass the movie, nurse betty, empire records, Killer clowns from outer space, how high, freddy 1, texas chainsaw original, Haggard, Drop Dead Fred, The Smokers, The Cell, Old School, Dodgeball, The Secretary, Bongwater, 100 girls, The royal tennenbaums, Beavis and butt-head do america, clockwork orange, shallow hal, breakfast club, pretty in pink, fight club, pulp fiction, rules of attraction, addams family, edward scissor hands, Napoleon Dynomite, girl interrupted, tomb raider, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Dazed and Confused, Deliverence etc

Television:

The Simpsons, King of the Hill, that 70's show, South Park, Crank Yankers, Reno911!, the Oblongs, The Dudesons, Family guy, Viva La Bam, Punk'd, Trigger Happy TV, Ren& Stimpy,daria,beavis and butthead, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Ed, Edd and Eddy, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central Presents, Wild N out, Andy Milonakis, Forensic Files, City Confidental, Acutal Autopsy and anything about Space or Egypt.

Books:

I'm not much of a book reader, unless it can really keep my attention, but in High School there was some books that I dug. Catcher in the Rye, The Outsiders, the play Cyrano DeBergerac, and a few more. Behind the Paint by Violent J is really awesome. I'm also reading a book on the Black Dahlia, A Ripley's 'Believe it or Not' book and one on Egypt.

Heroes:

And aLL tHe GiRlieS saY hE'S pReTTy fLy FoR a wHitE gUY, my broI don't really have hero's, jus a few people that are unexplainably awesome in my eyes. My brother Anthony is just *the most raddest guy that there can be. He got me into a lot of music that I still like today, and skateboarding (even though I dont skate.) And speaking of, I absolutely am intrigued with TONY HAWK, BOB BURNQUIST, BRANDON NOVAK, COMPTON ASS TERRY, RODNEY MULLEN, BAM MARGERA, MIKE VALLELY, & JEREMY WAY. I can't even put into words how excillent they are at manipulating the board.**Skatboarding is NOT a crime**

My Blog

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  "Don't let your happening's, destroy your happiness"      ...
Posted by ♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠ on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

i told you i was a rockstar, didnt i?!!

Ha. I love concerts. I always get the most random people coming up to me and talking to me. When i was walking in some dude was talkin bout how he remembers me from all the shows, and i how we chatted...
Posted by ♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠ on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

ima handicapped bitch....

i was thinking about it, and as incorrect as it sounds, im pretty sure i discriminate against handicapped people. now, i know since i am handicapped i should be all "oh waaa, we rock, we're a unity" a...
Posted by ♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠ on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:44:00 PST

some younger people are so .L.A.M.E.

The littlest things can turn someone into a cry baby. A simple deletion, or  even simply asking someone to leave.  I didnt think age really defined maturity but in some cases it ex...
Posted by ♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠ on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:46:00 PST

♥ pirates ♥

I am freakin sore, and i have no idea why. the left side of my hip is hurting like a night out at a club or something. like, its sooo hard to get up. im like wtf?? very uncomfortable. this has just be...
Posted by ♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠ on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:26:00 PST

The shareef dont like it....

rockin the casbah rock the casbah....
Posted by ♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠ on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:12:00 PST

randumb stuff

so my step pops is back from doin his time as "boarder control", he's such a nerd....he's wearing a green hat that says that. he goes back to his old job on monday but went there today to get his i.d....
Posted by ♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠ on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:57:00 PST

this is me....

after 'friends with benefits'.........   "goodbye my almost lovergoodbye my hopeless dreamI'm trying not to think about youcan't you just let me beso long my luckless romancemy back is turned on ...
Posted by ♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠ on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:09:00 PST

-screams-

soooo booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored. my ma decided not to come back till thursday........at least when shes here it provides me with some type of entertainment.........AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH &...
Posted by ♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠ on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:33:00 PST

im always seeing balls...........

.......and if its not balls, its davids ass.  it was like i dunno 2 or 3am or who the fuck knows the time. and it was me, tracey, anthony, matt and brittish jim...or is it tim? i dunno. anyw...
Posted by ♠ CAPTAIN .P.A.T.T.I. ♠ on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:40:00 PST