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Jess

About Me

Well I suppose I should write something here. Ok, here's a quote from someone I've gotten to know fairly well which I think sums it up quite nicely: "I thought you were normal til I got to know you." Make your own judgement.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Umm, I wouldn't mind meeting a few tv/film stars such as James McAvoy (delicious), David Tennant (foxy) and Giovanni Ribisi (weirdly gorgeous) would be top of that list.
From your local friendly music department I would quite happily meet with any of the guys from Muse, My Chem, Dresden Dolls and so on and so forth. I'm not picky really. Anyone remotely famous will do!

My Blog

Hairy Escapades

Who could imagine... me? A model? And yet I do not lie to you, my friend!  The start of a new career, albeit a short lived one.  Make that a single day one.  Either way, I got...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:23:00 GMT

Vodkatini’s Bond Style

To my most awesome non-existent fan club: My dearest darling mother just had her 40th birthday party a couple of days ago. My god this has been a long time coming! I have spent weeks getting prepared ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:37:00 GMT

Owww, my sunburnt knees!

Ok, for lack of a better subject I would just like to say: my knees are sunburnt and it hurts!!! No other part of me is burnt...just the knees. I don't even know how I did that but apparently I d...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:39:00 GMT

Your elephant is crushing me.

So, life right? Well, it's been rather full on lately I suppose. Perhaps I shall start from the start and carry on from there. Right. Um, well, let's see... 1. Exams, finished 'em in early November, t...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:29:00 GMT

Stupid definition. Damn it's truthfulness!

I found a definition of blog...it's so true! ..> 1. blog n.Short for weblog.A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 15:04:00 GMT

Squishy Chocolate Strawberry Pie Cream Dust

Ok, so...blogs. Yeah. Well. Can't say anything eventful has happened since the last bloggish thing. That was yesterday. Hmm. I don't think anyone actually reads these things anyway. I don't. Unless th...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:29:00 GMT

Um, yeah.

Blog is a very strange word. I should find out where it came from, since I have nothing better to do with myself. Or rather, I can't be bothered doing anything like work so I'll just procrastinate a b...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 15:07:00 GMT