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Caroline

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About Me


Just moved to St. Paul from Washington D.C. Horribly sarcastic and corny. I don't dig conformity, especially when it involves fake tans and plastic surgery. I listen to Blue Grass in the morning while I drink my coffee. I'm a horrible speller. I have a rather warped sense of humor. I spend a lot of time thinking of semi witty things to write in my "About Me" section. Other than that......
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My Interests

Painting in acrylics, mixed media, art history, just about everything art related, live music, music, people watching, vintage clothes, museums, camping, hiking, reading, sarcasam, history, theatre, Scrabble, becoming a better chess player, improving my horrible golf game, Football (GO SKINS!), enjoying the fact that I'm really just a nerd, making fun of dyed blondes with bad fake tans, Macs, soccer (watching it now a days), film, books, food, wine, booze, anything that I can enjoy in excess.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Realistically: Since I'm new to the Twin Cities and know not a soul, fairly interesting people in the area would be a plus. Fellow Artists, fellow sarcastic assholes, people who wear Chuck Taylors and Birkenstocks as religiously as I do, and genuinely kind people.

Unrealistically: Madeline Kahn, Sofia Coppola, Kafka, Jeff Buckley, Audrey Hepburn.

Music:

The mainstays I'm always listening to are, The Dead, Beck, Bob Dylan, The Cure and The Smiths/Morrisey. I'm pretty diverse. Music is an addiction of mine.
The Cure, The Smiths, Jeff Buckley, Bjork, The Beatles, Phish, The Dead, The Stones, The Decemberists, Damien Rice, The Faint, Scissor Sisters, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The White Stripes, The Vines, The Killers, Modest Mouse, Beta Band, Air, Massive Attack, The Indigo Girls, The Shins, Beck, Death Cab for Cutie, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard Tom Petty, Bob Dylan (The man is a god), Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Nico, Brian Eno, The Flaming Lips, Rufus Wainwright, John Mayer, Weezer, My Morning Jacket, Van Morrison, Mazzy Star, Tenacious D, Beasties, Fionna Apple, Portishead, Poe, Stone Temple Pilots, RHCP, NIN, KMFDM, Lords of Acid, Queensryche, Deftones The Pixies, Tool, Rage, Belle & Sebastian, Cat Stevens, Gordon Lightfoot, The Verve, Travis, Wilco, Blonde Redhead, Outkast, Teenage Fan Club, Prince, (old) Madonna, Nora Jones, Etta James, Billie Holiday, Buddy Holly, Sam Cook, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, etc....
Just about anything that takes talent to make.

Movies:

My Two favorites:

The insightful and humorous sides of Caroline.

Other favorites in no particular order:High Fidelity, The Goodbye Girl, Harvey, Rear Window, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Quite Man, Fear and Loathing, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Punch Drunk Love, Garden State, Virgin Suicides, Lost in Translation, Donnie Darko, Love Actually, Coffee & Cigarettes, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic, Say Anything, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Notebook, Young Frankenstien, Blazing Saddles. Too many more to mention.
Anything directed by Mel Brooks, Wes Anderson, Hitchcock, John Hughes, Cohen Brothers, Broken Lizard Club, Felini, Terry Gilliam, Monty Python. Point is I'm a big fan of movies. Oh and Star Wars, the greatest story ever told!

Television:

Why did they ever cancel that show?

Family Guy, My stories & Twin Cities Public Televison.

Books:

My two favorites:

Anything Milan Kundera, Kurt Vonnegut, Terry Pratchett, Flannery O'Connor, Tom Robbins, Tim O'Brian, Chuck Palahniuk, Brett Easton Ellis, Kafka, Kahlil Gibran, Irvine Welsh, Nick Hornby. A multitude of other authors. I'm a big reader.

I'm a total geek and currently addicted to Terry Pratchett's "Disc World" series.

Heroes:

Other Artists, the sane members of my family, Simba Cat and the fabulous Ms. Madeline Kahn

The amazing and talented Ms. Emmylou ..

My Blog

Who is homesick?

Spring is pending, the big thaw looming. I look forward to what Minnesota will be like in the Spring. That being said.... Now more than ever I miss the East coast  and more specifically the VA, D...
Posted by Caroline on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:54:00 PST

One lucky girl!

So as a liberal living in D.C for the last eight year the quasi celebs/politicians I met were never any fun. But tonight here in St. Paul I had the pleasure of being in the same building as Al Fr...
Posted by Caroline on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:08:00 PST

Birthday Horoscope ala Holiday via Stevie

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (Feb. 11). You make an irresistible first impression this month. Hearts are lost to you. March is turbocharged, and it's all you can do to keep up with friends during all the non-stop...
Posted by Caroline on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:56:00 PST

St. Paul Ink!

So my first Minnesota tattoo, I had a day off and everyone else was working. What happens when Caroline is bored and has money to blow? Tattoos! Seriously, I have been thinking about, wanting, and nee...
Posted by Caroline on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:14:00 PST

Time waster, and mildly amusing

Leave your name and:1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. I'll say something that only ...
Posted by Caroline on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:58:00 PST

Hmmm........

My Personality Neuroticism69Extraversion57Openness To Experience90Agreeableness50Conscientiousness21 You do not feel nervous in social situations, and have a good impression of what others think of yo...
Posted by Caroline on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:08:00 PST

For serious?

So the super non offensive (at least to most people) picture I had of two kids on the beach with a witty caption that I was using as my default picture was removed by Myspace. Really? I'm not sure if ...
Posted by Caroline on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:29:00 PST

OK! It’s on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So other than mouthing off to Philly or Dallas fans like it's my job,  I very rarely ever shit talk about my Skins upcoming performance.  It seems my St. Paul friends aka. fair wea...
Posted by Caroline on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:41:00 PST

Mmmmmm....snow

I'm not sure if you people are aware of this but some super genius has come up with quite possibly the most wonderful teeth achingly, chocolate milk drinking at the end, cereal. Wait for it...
Posted by Caroline on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:09:00 PST

The funny Spaulding strikes again

So, my first "real" Minnesota snow. Let me say we had more snow today than VA gets in an entire winter. I would say over a foot. All I hear is "Oh this is nothing". Really? I don't think my Minnesota ...
Posted by Caroline on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:26:00 PST