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About Me

...the damp autumn air breathes salty on your spine as you feel something slip past you in the shadows...

HI!!! We're The WET TOWEL NETWORK, our Certified WET TOWEL Operatives are scattered across the globe spreading justice and liberation. Freedom has no cost and justice is UNLIMITED!! WTN!!!

Due to the highly delicate nature of our service to the world and also our community we are unable to say much more about the WET TOWEL NETWORK but we ask that you look inside yourself and answer this short checklist:

Do I enjoy meeting new people?

Do I enjoy establishing new lines of communication throughout the globe?

Would I like a ham sandwich this weekend?

..If you answered yes to these questions than you may have what it takes to join our program....maybe.

My Interests

Online exploration, chatting with new people, spreading the word of the WT, and watching A Team reruns, (check your local listings).

I'd like to meet:

We are looking for motivated individuals who enjoy nature but aren't afraid to litter things about when no one is looking. WE OWN THE PLANET!!!!
We are also looking for young people with low self esteem and no role models, (very pliable mind a plus!!!)

Operatives like WadeSupreme are waiting to tap you!!

This is not a cult.

yet.

Every friday is saturday night!!! Sign up at the clubhouse or don't.

Music:

The sound of the innocent pissing upon the guilty.

Movies:

Notebook

Books:

The Bible, Hustler, Bible II: The Beginning, National Geographic, Other Porn.

Heroes:

Firemen and abusive people.