There is no meaning to life, only the experience of being alive. Trust me, you want to remember that one.I love the bitter cold and the intense heat, but hate intermediate seasons. Spring, fall, meh.Always a fan of imports and micro-brews, but Rolling Rock is a safe choice.Rum is the most outstanding.Violins and cellos, the most beautiful.Hate the idea of youth being wasted on the young.Odd obsession with cars from the 80's.Extreme interest in flying helicopters.Writing is a hobby I think everyone should have.The old are not always wise, and the young not always foolish. Experience gained and lessons learned do go hand in hand.I prefer to live in the moment. Making plans sets expectations and leads to disappointment.I hate to say it, but sometimes I get pretty extreme OCD.Being able to say the most with the least is a true talent.Discourse.Know when to stop.Relativity is just that.Patriotism sometimes means criticizing those in charge.Spontaneity.Anyone who admits to understanding art, doesn't.Music is my first love.Eccentrics can go far towards an intriguing personality.Passion.Love your family and your friends.Say the wrong things.Immaturity and disgust for amusement.Reality.Life is a game, let no one tell you otherwise.Laughing is the most important thing we can do.Intrigued by history and language.The meaning of myself can be defined by anyone, but is never the same.Unrivaled curiosity in the ubiquitous thoughts of the unknown. Reveling in the particles that make up life and enjoying the energy that creates hate and love. Criticism of every movement that make a universe exist, sympathy towards every moment a life is destroyed. Apathy for the expected answers and those who do not seek the truth. Unsettled at the known and having no one to inquire with anger at authorities. Writing down the words of the time instead of looking at my watch. I cease to amaze the tamed stars trapped in a bottle that wish they were free.Art.Best... Commercial... Ever...
The Official Ellington St. Royal Quiz
Favorite Panties? Brazilian Cut.... why do I know that?
What kind of car do you drive? Bee-em-double-you-e-thir-tee
Is it Fast? 2,400lbs of energy
Hard A or Beer? Rum. Bitches.
Who would you like to pass out next to you? Morgan Freeman
whats your pornstar name? Jake Platinum
so you've done porn? Pays the bills.
what condiment would you like poured on your body? Chipotle Tabasco.
wheres the craziest place you've made woopie? Middle of a civil war reenactment.
have you ever stole anything? 400lbs of pork fat from a retired forklift operator.
you'd you be interested in going to a lingerie party? I will host one.
have you ever shown your goods to someone you didn't know? They were well acquainted after the fact.
have you ever smoked crack? Mix kokaine wiff baking powder.
i say turbocharger, you say... GRUPPE B
who would you shoot if you couldn't get in trouble? The kid who played anakin in the first Star Wars... God damn him.
bob marley, good muscian or just a stoner? Matisyahu is better.
travel 100miles or less, where would you go? To the center.. OF THE EARTH!
ever been to a strip club? Remember that scene from Bachelor Party with the hot dog?
any special talents? I can drink the entire contets of a lava lamp.
does wal-mart suck? Unless I am buying Yoo-hoo.
would you marry a rich retard? I hate Paris Hilton
how fast have you gone in a car? 65ish. Super scary.
are emo's sweet? Depends how much you like being a tool.
ever tripped balls? I am immune to any drug but love.
worst movie ever = The Marine... Way to ruin your career T1000
how special Hitler made the jew's wear pieces of flare.
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