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KANT_LOOZ

BE STILL!.........AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD!

About Me

IF YOU LIKE A GOOD TIME, LOVE TO LAUGH AND IF YOUR SPECIAL ENOUGH, ILL LET YOU INTO MY AMUSEMENT PARK. ADMISSION IS FREE, THERE ARE NO LINES TO GET ON MY RIDES. YOU CAN ENJOY ALL I HAVE TO OFFER BUT IF YOU CROSS ME ONCE, YOU WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED IN AGAIN.THE WAY I VIEW LIFE....THE SECRET TO WHY IM ALWAYS HAPPY, I TAKE 1 A DAY.............
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My Interests

HANDBALL, BASEBALL, B-BALL, FOOTBALL. MOVIES MUSIC THE NORM
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ALBERT
Birthday: MAY 29, 1983
Birthplace: WHERE HALF ON NYC FINEST ARE BORN COLOMBIA PRESBYTERIAN HOSPITAL ON THE 4TH FLOOR NEXT TO THAT GUY THATS ALWAYS SCREAMING
Current Location: CASTLE HILL BRONX BABY
Eye Color: PUPPY BROWN
Hair Color: LIGHT BROWN
Height: 5FT 7INCH
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY TIGHTY CUZ LEFTY LOOSY
Your Heritage: PROUD SPIC
The Shoes You Wore Today: NIKES BABY
Your Weakness: GREAT SMELLING CUCHIE
Your Fears: BAD SMELLING CUCHIE LOL
Your Perfect Pizza: ITS ON 101ST ST BROADWAY
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I DONT ACHIEVE GOALS I SURPASS THEM.............WELL GRADUATE HIGHSCHOOL LOL
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: NIGGA PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN!!!!!!!!! GOD DOESNT WANT ME YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: LIPS AND EYES
Your Bedtime: WHEN MY EYES FUCKING CLOSE
Your Most Missed Memory: CANT REMEMBER
Pepsi or Coke: NOPE NEITHER
MacDonalds or Burger King: BARUMP BUMP BUMP BUUUMP IMMMM LOVING IT
Single or Group Dates: DEPENDS ARE WE FUCKING AT THE END????????? LOL
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THATS BRISK BABY
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA BUT IT DEPENDS WHAT ARE WE PLACING THEM ON HHHMMMMMMMM
Cappuccino or Coffee: I DONT DO THOSE THINGS IM NOT THAT OLD IM ONLY 24
Do you Smoke: TREES UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
Do you Swear: BY THE MOON AND THE STARS IN THE NIGHT
Do you Sing: IM THE NEXT INDIAN IDOL CUZ IF THAT FAG SANJIA CAN GET ALL THOSE VOTES FROM INDIA HERE I KNOW THAT IF THEY MAKE ONE IN INDIA THEN ALL AMERICANS WILL VOTE FOR ME THERE
Do you Shower Daily: NO MONTHLY
Have you Been in Love: TRUELY MADLY DEEPLY
Do you want to go to College: IM STILL TRYING TO GRADUATE HIGHSCHOOL ONE THING AT A TIME PLEAE LETS PACE OURSELVES THANKS
Do you want to get Married: JES!!!
Do you belive in yourself: WHOS THE DUMBASS THAT ANSWERS THIS QUESTION WITH SOMETHNG OTHER THAN YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: HELL NO IF I DID I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO FUCK AS MUCH AS I DO LOL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
Do you think you are Attractive: NIGGA HAVE YOU SEEN THE KIDS FACE OBVIOUSLY NOT IF YOU ASKING THAT
Are you a Health Freak: TRY TO BE BUT NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YEA ESPECIALLY WHEN IM INSIDE CUZ THEN THE THUNDER HITS AND SHE CLINCHES AND OOOHHHH THAT FEELS GOOD
Do you play an Instrument: NO THE FEMALES USUALLY PLAY MINE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YEA
In the past month have you Smoked: NOOOOOOOOO ...............DUMBASS YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: YUP ALL KINDS OF SHIT..........SMOKING CRACK ALL DAY AND DOPED UP ON COKE AND SMACK
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: UMMM I THINK
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOOOO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: DOES BAD CUCHIE COUNT
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO MY STRIPPER DAYS ARE OVER
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO NIGGA IT HAS BEEN WINTER WHAT THE FUCK U THINK BESIDES NOT TOO MANY PPL I KNOW WITH POOLS IN THEIR BACK YARDS ITS NYC
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HELL YEA...................FEMALES HEARTS..AWWW THATS SO WRONG TO SAY ALBERT....FUCK IT
Ever been Drunk: NO SUPRISINGLY BUT EVERBODY THINKS SO
Ever been called a Tease: NOT REALLY
Ever been Beaten up: WIN SOME LOSE SOME NEVER BEATEN UP
Ever Shoplifted: DUH WHATS MY NAME CMON
How do you want to Die: I DONT I MEAN WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT WHO THE HELL WANTS TO
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: TALL NIGGA DONT YOU SEE IM ONLY 5FT 7 INCH IM AVERAGE SIZE OF A 8TH LIL GIRL
What country would you most like to Visit: NONE FUCK EM ALL
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: IF SHE CAN SEE THEN SHES GOOD TO ME
Favourite Hair Color: THEY CHANGE THEIR HAIR COLOR EVER GOD DAMN WEEK SO IT DONT MATTER WHAT YOU LIKE
Short or Long Hair: AGAIN IF THEY TAKE THE TIME TO COLOR IT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY WONT CUT IT TOO SO WHO CARES AS LONG AS SHE IS NOT BALD
Height: NOT TALLER THEN ME I MEAN CMON DO I WANT TO LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE A MIDGET
Weight: PUT THE COOKIES DOWN AND HEAD TO THE GYM DAMN THATS FUCKED UP
Best Clothing Style: KRAZY IS KOOL
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Number of CDs I own: OVER 150
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NONE EVERYTHING HAS MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

IM VERY ECLECTIC AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS I LIKE ALL TYPES OF MUSIC. ASLONG AS IT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME ILL ROC WITH IT.

Movies:

THE NORM FOR A GUY ACTION, ADVENTURE, COMEDY....................PORN

Television:

ALL SHOWS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH.

Books:

IM STILL ON THE SAME BOOK FOR THE LAST 6 YEARS. I DONT THINK IVE EVER READ AN ENTIRE BOOK FRONT TO BACK.................NOPE NEVER.

Heroes:

MY POP HE'S SHOWN ME ALOT OF THINGS IN LIFE, HOW TO BE A MAN, SON AND BROTHER. THE RESPONSIBLITIES THAT COME WITH LIFE ITSELF. THANK'S PA. MY MOM FOR SHOWING ME WHAT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE IS. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I GOT INTROUBLE YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE TO TELL ME IT WAS ALRIGHT. LOVE YOU GUYS!