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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ALBERT
Birthday: MAY 29, 1983
Birthplace: WHERE HALF ON NYC FINEST ARE BORN COLOMBIA PRESBYTERIAN HOSPITAL ON THE 4TH FLOOR NEXT TO THAT GUY THATS ALWAYS SCREAMING
Current Location: CASTLE HILL BRONX BABY
Eye Color: PUPPY BROWN
Hair Color: LIGHT BROWN
Height: 5FT 7INCH
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY TIGHTY CUZ LEFTY LOOSY
Your Heritage: PROUD SPIC
The Shoes You Wore Today: NIKES BABY
Your Weakness: GREAT SMELLING CUCHIE
Your Fears: BAD SMELLING CUCHIE LOL
Your Perfect Pizza: ITS ON 101ST ST BROADWAY
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I DONT ACHIEVE GOALS I SURPASS THEM.............WELL GRADUATE HIGHSCHOOL LOL
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: NIGGA PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN!!!!!!!!! GOD DOESNT WANT ME YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: LIPS AND EYES
Your Bedtime: WHEN MY EYES FUCKING CLOSE
Your Most Missed Memory: CANT REMEMBER
Pepsi or Coke: NOPE NEITHER
MacDonalds or Burger King: BARUMP BUMP BUMP BUUUMP IMMMM LOVING IT
Single or Group Dates: DEPENDS ARE WE FUCKING AT THE END????????? LOL
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THATS BRISK BABY
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA BUT IT DEPENDS WHAT ARE WE PLACING THEM ON HHHMMMMMMMM
Cappuccino or Coffee: I DONT DO THOSE THINGS IM NOT THAT OLD IM ONLY 24
Do you Smoke: TREES UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
Do you Swear: BY THE MOON AND THE STARS IN THE NIGHT
Do you Sing: IM THE NEXT INDIAN IDOL CUZ IF THAT FAG SANJIA CAN GET ALL THOSE VOTES FROM INDIA HERE I KNOW THAT IF THEY MAKE ONE IN INDIA THEN ALL AMERICANS WILL VOTE FOR ME THERE
Do you Shower Daily: NO MONTHLY
Have you Been in Love: TRUELY MADLY DEEPLY
Do you want to go to College: IM STILL TRYING TO GRADUATE HIGHSCHOOL ONE THING AT A TIME PLEAE LETS PACE OURSELVES THANKS
Do you want to get Married: JES!!!
Do you belive in yourself: WHOS THE DUMBASS THAT ANSWERS THIS QUESTION WITH SOMETHNG OTHER THAN YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: HELL NO IF I DID I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO FUCK AS MUCH AS I DO LOL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
Do you think you are Attractive: NIGGA HAVE YOU SEEN THE KIDS FACE OBVIOUSLY NOT IF YOU ASKING THAT
Are you a Health Freak: TRY TO BE BUT NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YEA ESPECIALLY WHEN IM INSIDE CUZ THEN THE THUNDER HITS AND SHE CLINCHES AND OOOHHHH THAT FEELS GOOD
Do you play an Instrument: NO THE FEMALES USUALLY PLAY MINE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YEA
In the past month have you Smoked: NOOOOOOOOO ...............DUMBASS YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: YUP ALL KINDS OF SHIT..........SMOKING CRACK ALL DAY AND DOPED UP ON COKE AND SMACK
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: UMMM I THINK
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOOOO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: DOES BAD CUCHIE COUNT
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO MY STRIPPER DAYS ARE OVER
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO NIGGA IT HAS BEEN WINTER WHAT THE FUCK U THINK BESIDES NOT TOO MANY PPL I KNOW WITH POOLS IN THEIR BACK YARDS ITS NYC
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: HELL YEA...................FEMALES HEARTS..AWWW THATS SO WRONG TO SAY ALBERT....FUCK IT
Ever been Drunk: NO SUPRISINGLY BUT EVERBODY THINKS SO
Ever been called a Tease: NOT REALLY
Ever been Beaten up: WIN SOME LOSE SOME NEVER BEATEN UP
Ever Shoplifted: DUH WHATS MY NAME CMON
How do you want to Die: I DONT I MEAN WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT WHO THE HELL WANTS TO
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: TALL NIGGA DONT YOU SEE IM ONLY 5FT 7 INCH IM AVERAGE SIZE OF A 8TH LIL GIRL
What country would you most like to Visit: NONE FUCK EM ALL
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: IF SHE CAN SEE THEN SHES GOOD TO ME
Favourite Hair Color: THEY CHANGE THEIR HAIR COLOR EVER GOD DAMN WEEK SO IT DONT MATTER WHAT YOU LIKE
Short or Long Hair: AGAIN IF THEY TAKE THE TIME TO COLOR IT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY WONT CUT IT TOO SO WHO CARES AS LONG AS SHE IS NOT BALD
Height: NOT TALLER THEN ME I MEAN CMON DO I WANT TO LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE A MIDGET
Weight: PUT THE COOKIES DOWN AND HEAD TO THE GYM DAMN THATS FUCKED UP
Best Clothing Style: KRAZY IS KOOL
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Number of CDs I own: OVER 150
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NONE EVERYTHING HAS MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM VERY ECLECTIC AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS I LIKE ALL TYPES OF MUSIC. ASLONG AS IT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME ILL ROC WITH IT.
THE NORM FOR A GUY ACTION, ADVENTURE, COMEDY....................PORN
ALL SHOWS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH.
IM STILL ON THE SAME BOOK FOR THE LAST 6 YEARS. I DONT THINK IVE EVER READ AN ENTIRE BOOK FRONT TO BACK.................NOPE NEVER.
MY POP HE'S SHOWN ME ALOT OF THINGS IN LIFE, HOW TO BE A MAN, SON AND BROTHER. THE RESPONSIBLITIES THAT COME WITH LIFE ITSELF. THANK'S PA. MY MOM FOR SHOWING ME WHAT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE IS. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I GOT INTROUBLE YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE TO TELL ME IT WAS ALRIGHT. LOVE YOU GUYS!