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The Juiciest Zombie

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About Me

name's chris, 21, wear a hat everywhere, used to be a punk rocker, anyone on the columbia punk scene of a few years ago would know me as king mohawk, i kinda keep to myself for fear of embarrasing myself or creeping someone out, my dream is to write and direct a zombie civil rights film, im extremely taken and extemely unemployed, im trying to change that, and will gladly accept any help, im sorta a photographer, i say sorta because although i have the talent and skill and equipment, ive lacked the motivation to take a photo for over a year, i know a lot about nothing, sorta the kind of person who'd kick ass on any gameshow, also, as of late i am attempting to find a culinary school most people think im creepy, like the kind of creepy you dont want to be alone with, ive never understood why, i always thought i was a pretty friendly guy, though i might have a bit of social anxiety disorder, anyway, meet me, judge for yourself, more than anything else in the world i want a friend who isnt weirded out by me. also recently i am either becoming a paranoid schizophrenic or being followed by people in white suv's and unmarked vans

My Interests

sleep, weed(though i cant smoke for the next half a year due to pti), women, reading, sushi, video games, the living dead, expanding my near encyclopedic knowledge, cannibalism, nearly every form of music, black and white film, black and white photography, cinematography, musicals, theatre, kung fu, horror movies, kung fu movies, duct taping things, blacksmithing, most musical instruments(except woodwinds), drinking king cobra

I'd like to meet:

(coincedentaly also people i would like to fight) Ansel Adams, Charlie Chaplin, C.S. Lewis, David Bowie, Micheal Jackson, Brenden Small, Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Jackson, both the Roosevelts, Nixon, and both Clintons, Mark Twain, Leif Erikson, Jackson Pollock, Miyamoto Musashi, Jakie Chan, George A. Romero, Lucio Fulci, any of the iron chefs and maybe a few other hystorical figures, writers or serial killers

Music:

The Ramones, dead kennedys, misfits, casualties, blitz, flogging molly, the cramps, tiger army, pietasters, maladroit mafia, the toasters, tokyo ska paradise orchestra, aquabats, hepcat, the untouchables, queen, david bowie, iron maiden, the pixies, the streets, jedi mind tricks, gnarles barkley, dangerdoom, mf doom, anything ever touched by danger mouse, gorillaz, daft punk, the eels, cake, e.s. posthumus, jack johnson, wu tang clan, black eyed peas, the shins, pizzicato five, the proclaimers, bach, beethoven, handel, blues traveler, elvis costello, buddy holly, muddy waters, jerry reed, robert johnson, john lee hooker, meat loaf, motley crue, the doors, the beatles, the ark, marilyn manson, slayer, white stripes, jet, hollywood indians, red hot chili peppers, weezer, devo, the b52's, eminem, mc chris, mc hawking, fugees, dead prez, tribe called quest, talib kweli, nwa, rundmc, public enemy, juno reactor, crystal method, msi, black uhuru, matisyahu, rancid, confederate fagg, grahzny bratchnies, dead center, the risk, the arsenix, if you havent gotten my point by now you never will, ALL MUSIC THAT INSPIRES SOME EMOTION IN YOU REGARDLESS OF WHAT EMOTION, IS GOOD MUSIC!!!!

Movies:

george a romero, lucio fulci, quentin tarantino, stanley kubrick, guy ritchie, tim burton, kevin smith, anything with kung fu, anything with zombies, drug movies, any and all pornography, most movies made before 1950, charlie chaplin, buster keaton, rocky horror picture show, office space, i have mastadonic movie collection.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Six Feet Under, The Simpsons, South Park, History channel, Family Guy, ATHF, The Boondocks, Sealab 2021, Futurama, Stand-up comedy, Colbert Report, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Lock Stock, Deadwood, Naruto (japanese version), Full Metal Alchemist(also japanese version), um, cant really think of anything else i watch

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, LotR, Beowulf, Out of the Silent Planet, Perelandra, Satanic Bible, Gulliver's Travels, A Brief History of Time, A Brief History of Nearly Everything, The Sandman, Desperation, Needful Things, Communist Manifesto, Book of Five Rings, Hagakure, The Art of War, Zombie Survival Guide, Walden, The Complete Essays of Mark Twainto name only a few...

Heroes:

Willy Wonka, Charlie Chaplin, David Bowie, Anthony Burgess, Alex from a Clockwork Orange, George A. Romero, Lucio Fulci, Mark Twain, Henry David Thereau, Marylin Manson, Karl Marx. Not in that order.....

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for the record

noim not fucking alrightand no there's nothing you can do to help
Posted by The Juiciest Zombie on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:45:00 PST