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Mick

About Me

Greetings people of the internet, my name is Michael, but most people call me Mick (strange I know).
I have a pretty busy life; university and working 2 jobs. Life is pretty sweet, enjoy it in whatever way possible. Muay Thai is siiick (and for those who dont understand how someone can enjoy a sport like that, you never will until you go to a couple training sessions, its addictive), besides that nicely done cars are pretty sweet and hanging down the beach with the lads.
The only thing better than seeing someone smile, is knowing that are smiling because of you. If you have a problem with making a fool of yourself in good fun then you take life too serious
DISCLAIMER: Alot of people think I'm a nice guy, while I personally know I am pretty much an arsehole, always honest, but an arsehole never the less.
ADDITIONAL: If you give me your mobile number there is a 63% chance I will randomly text message you on a Saturday night while drunk.
I am the undefeated champion of Wii boxing, and i don't even own a Wii. Pure class. One of my main goals in life is to order and devour 40 McNuggets, but seeing as fast food is very rare on my diet these days it will have to wait until an extreme hangover.
People who say they drink bulk alcohol because they like the taste are idiots, 'cause you know I love orange juice, but you dont see me drinking 10 pints of it in one night!!
People who say life is short are also idiots, I'm pretty sure life is the longest thing you'll ever get the chance to do...
I think myspace hackers and viruses are dumb.
I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack, being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on that to flesh itself out.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Williams
Birthday: 14/01/1987
Birthplace: Sydney
Current Location: Kingsley, Perth
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 180cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Australian, English, Polish, Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Kustoms then Nikes
Your Weakness: breasts
Your Fears: dunno
Your Perfect Pizza: super supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: new car, good grades at uni, pay rise?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: mostly
Thoughts First Waking Up: on sunday: oh fuck my liver hurts!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my large scaps
Your Bedtime: when hotdogs says so
Your Most Missed Memory: house parties
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: smoking is for moles on the balcony at mullulloo
Do you Swear: yeah
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: course
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: your mum goes to college
Do you want to get Married: yeah to the right girl
Do you belive in yourself: who else is gonna??
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: isnt that what alcohol is for??
Are you a Health Freak: on occassion
Do you get along with your Parents: on occassion
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: far far too much
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: in my head??
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: ... for days on end? yeah
Ever been called a Tease: mostly
Ever been Beaten up: nah, once people see my large scaps they back off reasonably quickly
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: rooting
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: have to grow up first
What country would you most like to Visit: Canadia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: I like brunettes and blonds equally.
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not as tall as me
Weight: someone who looks after themselves
Best Clothing Style: little dresses are super
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many... unless copious amounts of alcohol count
Number of CDs I own: close to 100
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tony Jaa (Panom Yeerum) - skilled in Muay Thai, Muay Boran, Krabi Krabong, Taekwondo, and gymnastics. One the worlds greatest martial art stuntsmen.

"John" Wayne Parr - 5 time Muay Thai World Champion
Muay Thai & Kickboxing (Total fights:96, Wins:70, Wins by KO:35, Losses:26) Pro Boxing (Total fights:13, Wins:10, Wins by KO:10, Losses:3)

Ramon Dekkers - 8 time Muay Thai & Kickboxing World Champion.
(Total fights:210, Wins:185, Wins by KO:98, Losses:20, Draws:5)

My Blog

Game Review: ToeJam & Earl

Crash landing on Sega's Mega Drive in 1991 was the story of two hip aliens named ToeJam and Earl from the planet Funkotron. While they're out cruising the galaxy and blasting beats from their Rapmaste...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:14:00 GMT

the quiet things that no one ever knows

Sometimes when your intoxicated and long rubber implements are present stranges things happen...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:38:00 GMT

Are You A Closer, or a Loser?

I ask you this, dear reader: Do you have what it takes to sac up, close the deal, and secure a date, preferably that same evening, and preferably at your favorite restaurant: Chez Your Pants? The foll...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:36:00 GMT

im in love with a stripper

Having visited a gentlemens club on a few occassions, the most recent being my cousins bucks night I was reminded that the following information needed to passed on to the next generation, this blog s...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 21:50:00 GMT

fortune isn't fame, you've entered a familiar realm

Well time for another blog of an event from my w/e... its kinda 2 storys but i like them so fuck you all read it! Well for you to get the most out of this i have to retell an epic story back from the...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:25:00 GMT

don't you worry, it could be so sweet, just look to the rainbow, you will see

Ahoyhoy, Just wanted to get this down in writing coz its the funniest thing that happened all weekend i reckon so here goes.... Went out lastnite with some friends to a party/large gathering, newho g...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 06:58:00 GMT

it's getting hot in here... so take off all your clothes

Long time no blog, so here goes nothing, its really rather dreadful, but thankfully its quite short, enjoy   A good friend of mine Hannahs family had gone away leaving her home alone, whic...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:53:00 GMT

ooh la la

Has anyone else recieved the following email?: On the 1st of november , we will have to pay for the use of our MSN and email accounts unless we send this message to at least 18 contacts on your con...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 10:15:00 GMT

this shit is bananas, B - A - N - A - N - A - S!

Hot damn folks! Wasnt 2day just the greastest? (plz note the tone of sarcasm in my voice). 2day was f***ing shite, y u say? not becoz of a single event that annoyed me but a whole string of events......
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:22:00 GMT