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Jordanzig

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Cool, but rude. GIMME A BREAK!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lee, Chiba, Dudikoff, Seagal, Speakman, Van Damme, Chan, Li, James, Kelly, etc... oh, and need I mention?? Swayze.

My Blog

Dear Jesus,

Dear Jesus, Thanks for taking one for the team this weekend. You're a real sport. Also, I'd just like to apologize for getting extremely drunk on Thursday and throwing some dude out of my house by h...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:22:00 GMT

Hardcore-Emo dyed black hair dudes

Sorry, you fuckin suck. Get a fuckin personality that's you're own. Or, should I say, that's not latching on to something that makes you feel like you fit in somewhere... c'mon, you're better than tha...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 18:39:00 GMT

Shaking Hands with the Devil

I just watched Shaking Hands with the Devil, the story of Romeo Dallaire's peacekeeping mission in Rwanda in '94.  I feel like I should never complain about anything else so long as I live. ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 18:33:00 GMT

Dear Punks who tried to jack our van,

you're SO fucking lame. Were you just bored from all the TV and video games and internet porn and North Van and West Van parents and high school drama, etc? So bored, in fact, that you decided to grin...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:15:00 GMT

30 days of Rain and a Void Refrain

I'm getting so sick of being here. T.V.,  money, the city, cars, people caught up in their egocentric little bubbles, party youth culture, booze, drugs, hoochies, fashion, media, capitalist dream...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 13:15:00 GMT

The space between then and now

I'm in that weird netherworld between jobs. I worked on the script till like 4 am last night and woke up at 12:30 with the blinds down and a sinus headache.  Now I'm delaying the inevitable by dr...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 13:55:00 GMT

You're vs. Your

It's vs. Its Get it fucking right! Or should I say rite?? OR WRITE???!!! Don't people read anymore? FUCK! English is awkward, but there's a pattern, figure it out!
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:36:00 GMT

The old "Good Dog, Bad Dog" routine.

My first day off in awhile and BAM! I get to clean up dog barf at 8 in the morning? What gives? My karma meter must be through the roof right now! And what's with the sore throat these last couple day...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:49:00 GMT

the Way

Rececntly, someone wrote me and asked if I really live the Way of the Warrior. I think my life is coursing along several parallel paths, resulting from the choices of action I have made. However each ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 18:10:00 GMT

2006: Year of the Phoenix

Well, it's approaching the midnight hour of 2005 and nearing the end for the persona inhabiting this body.  With luck, a strong will and determination, my hand will be raised victorious over...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 09:46:00 GMT