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Billy

Fear the Gnomes!

About Me

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Yes, I really am a Gnome.Okay, I'll say a little more than that. I have been told that I am one of the few people that can pull off making the nerd look cool. I know that this is a complete lie because I am by no means "cool", but hey - a man can dream.But then again, you can't really trust anything that I write on this page. By the mere act of writing this I am endeavoring to make you think that I the person that I want you to think that I am, which is probably not myself. Either I'm making myself look too good, or I'm making myself look bad.Even more importantly, you don't really need to read this to figure out who I am as a person. If you're reading this, then you've achieved the prestigious honor of being added to my friends list and have already met me. By the virtue of the act, you have already judged who I am. This means that you have no reason to even be looking here but for some sort of personal entertainment. My advice is that you have fun with it. After all, that's what these types of websites exist for.

My Interests

Music:

Anything that sounds good. This includes, but is certainly not limited to: Alanis Morissette, Andy Williams, B.B. King, Barry Manilow, Boz Scaggs, Bruce Springsteen, Carole King, Celine Dion, Cyndi Lauper, Diana Krall, Dixie Chicks, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Eva Cassidy, The Flatlanders, Johnny Cash, Kenny G, Lizz Wright, Louis Armstrong, Macy Gray, the Mamas and the Papas, Mariah Carey, Mel Torme, Nat King Cole, Norah Jones, Peter Paul and Mary, Phoebe Snow, Ray Charles, Shakira, Sheryl Crow, Sinead O'Connor, Three Dog Night, Tinariwen Amassakoul, and Tom Waits

Movies:

"The Shining", "The 13th Warrior", "Forrest Gump", "The Mummy", "The Mummy Returns", "The Matrix", "The Fifth Element", "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra", "Jumanji", "Independence Day", "I, Robot",

Television:

"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart", "The Colbert Report" and "Jeopardy!".

Books:

If I can finish it, then it's probably pretty darn good.

Heroes:

Nero Wolfe, Scott Adams

My Blog

Sweeney Todd, or Harry Potter: the Musical?

I decided to take a walk to this movie theatre I found on fandango and see "Sweeney Todd." Yay.So, where should I start?For those of you who are more familiar with the plot of Sweeney Todd, you can pr...
Posted by Billy on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:36:00 PST

Pancakes!?

I got bored last night, right? So, I decide to watch a movie with my father, who has a great knack for picking out the B-rated movies to watch. It's fun because we can laugh about how stupid all of th...
Posted by Billy on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:10:00 PST

WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY

 So my first term at Drexel is finally winding to an end. It's been... interesting. And by "interesting" I mean much different from Calvert County, because Drexel isn't in Calvert County. Drexel ...
Posted by Billy on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:40:00 PST

Gnomed!

Cheap Imatators!!!Discuss.Prank Leaves 75 Gnomes Without Homes Thu Nov 1, 11:16 PM EDT .. type="text/javascript"> // ..> SPRINGFIELD, Ore.  A number of gnomes have taken sanctua...
Posted by Billy on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:00:00 PST

Cathy: I dont know who you are! Read This!

I'm hoping that you'll read this, since:1.) Your privacy settings make it impossible for me to send a message to you.and2.) I can't send you a friend request to you because I don't know your e-mail ad...
Posted by Billy on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:21:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Billy on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:25:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Billy on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:18:00 PST

Oh Yeah!!!

I got a call from the Twin Beach Players today telling me that I won their playwriting contest again. I entered "Belinda's Babysitting Service" this time. They are planning on producing it around late...
Posted by Billy on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:53:00 PST

I'm in the Paw Print!!!

     Pretty much what the title says. If you aren't a senior, you should pick up a copy of the Paw Print. I'm one of the top twenty-five most interesting, w00t. I also wrote a pret...
Posted by Billy on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:59:00 PST

By Popular Demand...

     I'll put it to you straight; I've never really been a big computer guy. It's been one of those areas that I just cannot seem to wrap my mind around. How to make a power p...
Posted by Billy on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:46:00 PST