Driving in my Car |
13 Aug 2007 13:53 dear helplineexactly how many jacket potatoes did brian harvey eat before he ran himself over. there are conflicting accounts, some saying 2, some saying 3, but all say it was tuna m...
Posted by The Helpline on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST |
Money for Nothing? |
Hello helpline, its been a while since my last question....Should i order Setanta Sports?, i no longer have sky and am just the owner of a very unpredictable freeview box.I would compere my freeview b...
Posted by The Helpline on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:49:00 PST |
The way you make me feel....sick mainly! |
Dear Helpline,I have recently been having sleepless nights wondering if Michael Jackson is bleached all over or just to the neck. I feel that my mind won't rest until I know.Please Help!
After...
Posted by The Helpline on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:17:00 PST |
Doctor, Doctor, Give me the news! |
Hello Helpline!I need to grace Leicester City centre with my presence at the weekend, i am taking Penicillin, how will they react with the quantities of Vodka i plan to drink?Thanks
Morning Kez...
Posted by The Helpline on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST |
I don’t want to miss a thing! |
Dear Helpline,With the Reading Festival not far away now I am starting to worry about possible line-up clashes. I am concerned that I could make a wrong choice in a 'clash situation' and that my weeke...
Posted by The Helpline on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST |
I want to know what Love is! |
Dear Helpline.i have finished work and currently have been at home attempting to relax for about an hour now, but i find that i cant. I went to tesco as i was going to cook but i didnt buy spinach as ...
Posted by The Helpline on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:33:00 PST |
Mo Money Mo Problems....possibly! |
dear helpline, firstly i must give my respect to you for the helpline. brilliant work!-)my problem is that for the second time in a row, im months late to finish my booking for my tax report and there...
Posted by The Helpline on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST |
Tears (and probably a little bit of sick) on my pillow! |
I'm fucking bored, Helpline. Can you help? ...I'm up way, WAY too early and i have the mother of all hang overs... Over an out.
Morning Annabel,
It sounds to the Helpline like you have a classi...
Posted by The Helpline on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:29:00 PST |
Simply the Best |
6 Aug 2007 7:19 please help! i've pondered this question again and again, yet i can't seem to find the one true answer... i've asked all of my friends and family and even a few random folks on the str...
Posted by The Helpline on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:08:00 PST |
Will you Still Love me Tomorrow? |
1 Aug 2007 17:35 Dear Helpline,Why do men just want to use and abuse me? There is one i quite like, but don't know how to keep hold of him. Can you help?
The Helpline has heard your first quest...
Posted by The Helpline on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:55:00 PST |
