you'll never believe what happened to me... |
It was your typical Monday morning. I was running late, drinking coffee and yakking on the phone. As usual. I was on my way to pick up a friend and give her a lift to the doctor's office for her...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:59:00 GMT |
emotional bandaid |
Whoever said 'getting there is half the fun' was a total sadist. I just came back from an unbelievable vacation but the travel was not what I would deem fun. Going through customs in two different cou...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 20:07:00 GMT |
You mean like on vaca? Let's all go! |
So, it's been an interesting coupla days. First off, my stepmother was in town and I finally had to reveal some stuff to her that's been weighing pretty heavy on me. (Yes, I did have a few cocktails f...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:10:00 GMT |
Katie Holmes theory |
All theories need back up and unfortunately, gossip and inuendo is no exception. So although it's been sorta established that Tom is shooting blanks; I'll run down the reasons why I thi...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:49:00 GMT |
Only a true southerner knows... |
1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissiefit and a conniption, and that you don't "HAVE" them, --you "PITCH" them.2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens,...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 10:12:00 GMT |
alien baby |
I've had this stomach pain for almost a week.
Current theories: alien baby, ectopic pregnancy, or I have a tumor the size of Oklahoma.
I'm convinced that when the surgeon finally cuts me open t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 17:49:00 GMT |
Let your freak flag fly... |
Be true yourself in all your kinks, quirks, and idiosyncrasies. Can you imagine life without...
Janis Joplin, John Lennon, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Iggy Pop, Basquiat, Jackson Pollock, Jasper Jo...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 14:36:00 GMT |
