a bunny that lays eggs? once bitten twice shy my friend |
They think I sleep in that crate all night. They think wrong. After what happened a few months back with that big fat dude in a red suit breaking into the house, I haven’t slept a wi... Posted by Patrick on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:59:00 PST |
My god they did it, they actually did it, those crazy sons of |
...bitches actually did it.
I was driven by the man back to the vet one early autumn morning. It was a brisk day and the leaves were falling all around me welcoming me to the vet's office... Posted by Patrick on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:58:00 PST |
I promise to always wear my advantix, I promise, I promise |
So seeing as it is getting colder around here these days, the people decided that they didn't need to put my advantix on anymore to keep those pesky ticks away....and may I say Job Well Done. We... Posted by Patrick on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:48:00 PST |
let’s try and follow this |
I just caught a glimpse of a calendar and realized that I am older than 6 months. Big deal you say? Indeed it is. Scooby has been promising me that I'd be on my way to a very "specia... Posted by Patrick on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:37:00 PST |
um... where'd they go? |
No seriously where is everybody? I asked Scooby but he just giggled and stretched out on the couch and popped on the t.v. Of course I can't see the t.v. from where I sit in m crate. Scooby says he ... Posted by Patrick on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST |
where I fit in |
It's amazing how well I can type considering my age huh? I bet the people here would be a little bit happier if I was half as good at pooping outside as I am at typing. They just don't und... Posted by Patrick on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:57:00 PST |