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Patrick

About Me


I'm just a puppy but my best friend in this house, Scooby, has taught me how to use this myspace thing. I really like to chew on that guy's legs and eat all of his food and I especially like to chase the cats around, although Chewie recently took a swipe at me and then hissed her bad breath at me. Like my new virtual baseball card collection so far? Myspace Falling Objects @ JellyMuffin.com

My Interests

This is what I envision I would look like if I was human...I call him Patters

Music:

Whistling - live in person or on the t.v.

Movies:

So far I've seen Shrek, and Shrek 2, I guess I need to wait for the DVD to see the 3rd

Books:

...are tasty...especially vintage ones...they just don't make'em like they used to

Heroes:

I just don't get that show

My Blog

a bunny that lays eggs? once bitten twice shy my friend

They think I sleep in that crate all night.  They think wrong.  After what happened a few months back with that big fat dude in a red suit breaking into the house, I haven’t slept a wi...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:59:00 PST

My god they did it, they actually did it, those crazy sons of

...bitches actually did it.  I was driven by the man back to the vet one early autumn morning.  It was a brisk day and the leaves were falling all around me welcoming me to the vet's office...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:58:00 PST

I promise to always wear my advantix, I promise, I promise

So seeing as it is getting colder around here these days, the people decided that they didn't need to put my advantix on anymore to keep those pesky ticks away....and may I say Job Well Done.  We...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:48:00 PST

let’s try and follow this

I just caught a glimpse of a calendar and realized that I am older than 6 months.  Big deal you say?  Indeed it is.  Scooby has been promising me that I'd be on my way to a very "specia...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:37:00 PST

um... where'd they go?

No seriously where is everybody? I asked Scooby but he just giggled and stretched out on the couch and popped on the t.v. Of course I can't see the t.v. from where I sit in m crate. Scooby says he ...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST

where I fit in

It's amazing how well I can type considering my age huh?  I bet the people here would be a little bit happier if I was half as good at pooping outside as I am at typing.  They just don't und...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:57:00 PST