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ausboy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I've been running commerce oriented websites since 1996 and have used my knowledge to offer a web consultancy service.
I offer
  • Consultancy
  • Design
  • Copywriting
  • Scripting installation, tuning, integration and management
  • Search engine consulting, optimisation, keyword targeting
  • 24/7 contracted website management

    • MYSPACE NETWORKING WHORES
    I'm not going to add anyone who has a profile just for selling dick pills, weight loss herbs, dating sites or the latest and greatest MLM opportunity.
    Seriously, f%#k off. Not interested.
    MY MYSPACE FAVOURITE ARTIST
    If you like your music stirred and not shaken the other way, check out Hope and the gang from TechniKult of Flesh. I hate industrial techno shit, yet I like her music..... her pages are linked in my friends, 1brokengirl and TechniKult of Flesh
    Play some of their tunes using the player below.

    My Interests

    I'd like to meet:

    Larry Flynt - what a life story.

    a Bush voter with an IQ bigger than their shoe size. If finding one becomes problematic, find me a unicorn, mermaid or cyclops. Mind you don't step in that pile of steaming rocking horse shit while you're looking.

    Google Guy - probably learn more in 10 minutes face to face than I have in the last 10 years.

    Tony Robbins - yeah I used to laugh at his "lame" infomercials too. Now when I look back I want to kick myself in the ass for laughing for so long.

    Bob Guccione and the Heff - no reason, honest, I only read the articles.

    My Blog

    Clients - listening and absorbing - or just ignoring?

    My title rasies a fairly obvious question. If you're going to pay a consultant to tell you what is wrong with your site and what you need to do to fix it, why would you argue against every suggestion?...
    Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:46:00 GMT

    Honesty in business?

    There are some real sharks out there in the land of web design. I've had 3 cases come sobbing to me in the past few months, and their stories are horrific. Here are a few of the best lies these people...
    Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:27:00 GMT

    My latest projects

    Cleaned up a couple of loose ends on 2 jobs this week.for your kids buy funny slogans on baby and childrens clothes or customize your own T-shirts and rompers with fun and funky clothing online is a h...
    Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:52:00 GMT