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Mathu

What the fuck is the internet?

About Me

You need not know about me unless you actually know me, and then you would know what should be in here, making this area pointless.

My Interests

I ride my dirt bike, play paintball, snowboard, surf, sponge, etc. but it is too expensive, so I think I'm just gonna walk my dog from now on.

I'd like to meet:

Wouldn't you like to know. Probably your mama.

Music:

Just don't listen to any music where they try to hype themselves, cuz it's dumb. Pretty much everything else is cool.

Movies:

Heat, Way of the Gun, Macross Plus... everything else isn't worth watching twice.

Television:

Who are those disgusting little men over there? Well, tell them I hate them!

Books:

War novels kick ass, comic books, Life in Hell books (comic)

Heroes:

..

Eric from F&M bank, Mr. Collings, Super Man (duh) but no the WB super man cuz all he does it get his ass handed to him, my friends!

My Blog

Squirrel Saga Part 3: A brief, yet sincere conversation.

We found ourselves on a Monday afternoon, chatting and enjoying the dwindling minutes of the day. The topic was of no importance, as it usually is with dames, but thats not the point. Isabell's head...
Posted by Mathu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

relationships on myspace

SHUT IT, seriously, am I the only person out there who is tired of going to people myspace sites only to find half of the content being taken up by their stupid ass boy/girl friend telling them how mu...
Posted by Mathu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A bulletin that you all need to take seriously!

Once again I remind you that chain leters are gay. G-A-Y! And not in the happy way, unless getting rammed up the poop-chute by another man is your idea of a good time. Stop posting and sending these...
Posted by Mathu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck Carl and Jr.

Well it is snowboarding season again, and though I have not gotten a chance to go up yet, I promise you when I do happen to go to Big Bear, I will not be eating at Carl's Jr.  That place can go t...
Posted by Mathu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Squirrel Saga Part 2: Lucy's Friend

I awoke in the late morning to the barking of my favorite four legged friend. She had been barking for a while and I had hoped she would stop, but it would not until I became involved. Sitting on the ...
Posted by Mathu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Squirrel Saga Part 1: The Wash

This is a story I have told before, and will undoubtedly tell many more times. It was Friday afternoon, and I was standing next to my back gate with the hose in my hand. I was finishing up washing m...
Posted by Mathu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST