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nursery rhyme

Harry Harry quite contraryHow does your mustache grow?With anglophone angstAnd metropolitan indifferenceAnd cocaine all in tow...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:28:00 GMT

Fish head: 1 Gen: 0

I'm at a sushi restaurant last weekend and there's this goofy-lookin' fish head on my plate.  I politely introduce myself and begin pecking away at his little fishy cheekbones, giggling because he's ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:15:00 GMT

Coming Soon: a world without male genitalia...

I'm a documentary nerd, accustomed to feeling alarmed and dejected and even I found this information difficult to swallow:The Disappearing MaleApparently every sperm really is sacred.  God Bless CBC f...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:38:00 GMT

What squalid conditions!

To be read in a botched Birmingham accent:"Oi, louk a' that!  Eets a focking showe!"
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 16:57:00 GMT

www.myspace.com/skachicken

I can't believe it's been 25 years already.  Where is Terry Yaki?www.myspace.com/skachicken
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:09:00 GMT

First Ron Asheton, now Lux Interior

Never got to see the Cramps live Great vids, don't know if they make me feel better or worse:http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/cramps-lux-inte rior-rip/
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:43:00 GMT

Montreal is infested with rodents....

And people are wearing them on their heads!!  Has this parasitic trend spread elsewhere across the country yet?  Prior to four weeks ago only my dad wore fur hats.  We made fun of him for years.  Now ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 13:23:00 GMT

How to survive the next depression

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeaYqU2SSJE I'm fascinated...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:18:00 GMT

I can't hear myself think

Somalian Pirates Hostages in Mumbai NDP and Liberals Consider Co-alition Federal Reserve Printing 800 Million Fake Dollars Russia Scheduling Ballistic Missile Tests Shopper Stampede Kills Walmart Empl...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 09:56:00 GMT

freq

So as I understand, her final dying breath was on Friday.  I've had a lot of time to digest this.  It's been a rather prolonged ending and I sensed it coming from miles away (although I wa...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:55:00 GMT