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Jessica

No, no, this is the revolutionary costume! I never wear this in East Hampton!

About Me

I tend to obsess about things a bit. My husband suspects I may be autistic, I think I am just brilliant and his simple mind can not grasp my complexities. He is probably right though. When I find something that interests me I don't just say "Hey, wow, that is pretty neat". No. Not me. Take for example Moby Dick. I didn't just read it. I read it twice, and listened to it on unabridged audio (18 hours) and read books about the Whaleship Essex which is the factual ship the story is loosely based upon. I read firsthand whaling narratives and books about Moby Dick in american art. I get a little crazed. I am in a constant state of shock at the wonders of life, but I am usually really wound up and on the verge of a complete emotional mental meltdown. But I'm pretty happy about it all (thank you to modern medicine...I have lost the ability to feel sadness..hooray! I'm magic!) I also lack any kind of internal monitor that stops me from saying EVERY little thing that pops into my head. I bounce around like some kind of coked up monkey and then I crash and get really bitchy and whine and then sleep for about 12 hours.Newsweek calls me "A sheer delight..." Rolling Stone considers me "absolutely enthralling, the most interesting person alive..."And yet I remain oh so very humble.
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My Interests

I pretty much enjoy doing things that make me feel like a kid again. Rollerblading, jumping rope, frisbee, riding my bike (esecially off road), knitting, reading, coloring, poking at little insects and animals (in a nice way), running around, playing dress up, smoking, cursing, eating ice cream, cuddling with stuffed animals,street fighting, you know, kid stuff.

Music:

lately i only like cuban musicbut i have been known to enjoy the following: Black Sabbath, The Misfits, Mastodon, The Melvins, Ella Fitzgerald, Sam Cooke, Mos Def, Jimi Hendrix, Clutch, The Clash, 50 cent, Stevie Wonder,Bob Dylan, stuff

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums, Snatch, Gangs of New York, Fight Club, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Citizen Kane, The Anchorman, The Jerk, Sin City, Grey Gardens

Television:

Jeopardy, Reno 911, Sex in the City,Ab Fab,Curb Your Enthusiasm Antiques Roadshow, Judge Judy

Books:

Moby Dick is the best book ever, in my opinion, but I also like Jane Eyre, The Red Tent, Wicked, The Poisonwood Bible, A Confederacy of Dunces, the pact, sharp objects, in the heart of the sea

Heroes:

Can I say my Grandma? She could keep an entire house as sterile as an operating room while I can't manage to put both shoes in the same spot, ever.

My Blog

8 quirky things

Here are the rules: I'll post 8 weird/quirky things/habits about myself and people who get tagged should write a blog of their 8 weird/quirky things/habits as well. State this rule clearly so folks kn...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

reflectin' and introspectin'

I have come to the end of a brief, but intense vacation from work. I would like to thank those who made it such a splendid time: Kimmy, Colleen, Dan, Art van furnitures shitty customer service. Here a...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST