Cursor by www.Soup-Faerie.ComThe Most Amazing Story Ever
Hey, what if the cops came and said, "Hey, are you drunk?"
and then i was like no
and then they said then walk in a straight line with your eyes closed
then i said i cant even do that when im sober.
then they said then say your abc's backwards
and i said i dont even know my abc's
and then they said, what you dont know your abc's? didnt you ever watch
sesame street?
and i said only for the numbers man. i loved that count dracula.
and they said, yea that count was a smart sumbitch. so are you drunk?
and i said does it matter?
and they were like yea
and i said then no im not drunk.
and they said if it didnt matter would you be drunk?
and i said, hey your trying to trick me.
and they said, ya your right, but do you wanna play tag?
and i said ya, but only if i get to use your night stick
and they said ok.
then we played and i hit them in the head
then i got scared and put them in their car and pushed it off a cliff so it
looked like an accident
then my friends will start calling me cop killer
and ill be like no, i never killed a cop
and theyll be like yea remember that one time
and ill be like oh yea
the stucko made me do it!
The stucko made me kill a cop.
The End
I know at least one person who will appreiciate this. You know who you are.
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