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About Me

I'm a comic, have been for over 11 years...so I'm completely unfit for any other line of work....or any work, for that matter. I'm busting my hump in Hollywood, hoping that someone of importance in this dream factory of a city will realize that most of the monster hit sitcoms have all been built around standup comics. Like me. I'm a standup comic. So you can see how that would work out in my favor....right? I LOVE to go overseas and do shows for the military; half a dozen or so trips to my credit so far. Haven't been there in awhile though; military bookers, CALL ME!!!Other than that, I have an amazing wife whom I adore and a daughter who is the light of her Daddy's life. If Hollywood never sees the light, I still win in life because of the two girls in my house.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steve Martin, Don Rickles, Al Pacino, Tom Hanks, Robert Duvall, Lou Kerdany, Daniel Negraneu, Doyle Brunson, Scotty Nguyen, Jennifer Aniston, Bill Cosby, Bernie Kosar, Ben Stiller, probably some others I'm forgetting. Getting existential, I'd love to meet some folks who aren't currently with us, also: Napolean, John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, Sir Winston Churchill, Abraham Lincoln, Johnny Moss, Geoffrey Chaucer, William Shakespeare, Beethoven, Mozart, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong, Billie Holiday, and a bunch of others....Oh, and anyone in Hollywood who's really, really, really important and wants to make me a STAAAAHHHH, BAYBEE!!!!

My Blog

No More Comedy For Me!

I just TOTALLY lucked out!  I received an email from a man who is apparently in the royal family of the Congo (engulfed in a proptracted civil war).  It seems that while war make happen, his...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:40:00 GMT

Just A Thought Or Two

"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." -Margaret Thatcher I love you, faithful readers.  I also love Single Malt Scotch and poker, but mostly I...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:03:00 GMT

Oh, By The Way...

...lest anyone think I've given up on my Presidential Candidacy, we're currently awaiting the results of our nationwide recount.  I only need to find about 62 million more votes to catch Obama......
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:20:00 GMT

The AYSO Decree

Some of you have contacted me and said you don't believe what I've told you about the AYSO "Silent Sunday" experiment. It's difficult to believe that in America, an organization would have the un...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:34:00 GMT

California Sinks To A New Low

PARENTS NOT ALLOWED TO CHEER AT YOUTH SOCCER GAMES ON "SILENT SUNDAY" Stephen Thomas Valencia, CA Nov 14, 2008 California has sunk to a new low.  A mind-boggling level of psuedo-intellectual soci...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Messiah Junior: Ohio, Virginia Are "Redneck" And "Stupid" States

WE THE PEOPLE hate to go negative, except when reporting the activites of Anderson "Pooper-Scooper" Cooper, but we must report what happened August 16, in Lake Forest California. As I stood near ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:49:00 GMT

My Final Push - Campaign Platform

WE THE PEOPLE are thrilled with our standing in the national polls as we head into this, the final weekend of campaigning.  Zobgy has me at 36%, and the always reliable New York Times poll h...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:53:00 GMT

New TV Interview Tonight

WE THE PEOPLE will be uploading a brand new TV interview on our website tonight at 8 PM EST. So whatever you do, make sure you don't turn on your TV...at all...there's nothing on tonight, politic...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:50:00 GMT

Thats Right, Actual News Coverage - Only The Beginning!

WE THE PEOPLE are thrilled to get our first real news story about our campaign for America.  After endless weeks on the trail, stumping and stumping (which sounds vaguely dirty, doesn't it?)...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:34:00 GMT

Press Coverage from a real newspaper

http://www.the-signal.com/news/article/5255/  
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 08:19:00 GMT