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If you know where this is from we can be friends....Now, pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just want to shit on everybody. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch an a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, then we're going to have all of our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit". Hey Im Heather, I just moved to Hollywood from Minnesota and am majoring in Cinematography and minoring in directing at LA Film.

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I am a very simple girl with simple needs. I want someone who can go out with me and be crazy, but then wants to stay in with me and order pizza and watch a movie. Oh and shares the love of franzia and the song lime in the coconut.I Will follow You Into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie
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More Signs That You Could Be A Minnesotan If...

You measure distance in minutes. Down south to you means Iowa. Snow tires came standard on your car. 75% of your graduating class went to the University of Minnesota. People from other states love to ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 17:30:00 GMT

One year in LA!! Whoo....its been a ride.

As of November 1st I made it to my one year mark!!! Every time I tell someone that I keep getting the "haha only one year?". Well this is a pretty big step for me considering since I graduated high sc...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 10:51:00 GMT

movies and to much time

So I recently have gone on " I have nothing else to do so im going to watch a whole crap load of movies" kick. So I decided to list some of them off that I thought maybe who ever reads this might like...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:58:00 GMT

Blah, this is long

So my whole life I have been knowen to sleep alot..I mean alot. As of lately this is not happening so easliy, how does this happen. Its like my life is finally going in the right direction (not gettin...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:09:00 GMT

Love making

So I do believe that my roomate Angie and I have created the most awesome piece of brilliance ever. So we were sitting around talking about what else, sex, and then started talking music and we decide...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:25:00 GMT

Super Duper!!!

Ok so im really bored and really tired right now. So I just thought Id let people in on some random stuff about me.*I really Like a good baked potatoe*I love to listen to music for the meaning*I hate ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:44:00 GMT

50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew

50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew... 1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. If you don't act li...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 04:40:00 GMT