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About Me



Mmmm, about me, well I'm a burlesque dancer (shameless web site plug: www.elizabane.com), so I live for feathers and I'm easily distracted by shiny objects. I love anything that makes me feel glamorous, that includes my husband's boxer shorts, paired with the appropriate high heels, of course. I have the cutest, smartest dog in the world who loves to go hiking with me. Half the time she thinks she's a person and the other half a viscious puma on the hunt for an unsuspecting little scurrying critter to toy with. I suppose I can relate...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My husband when we were in our past life together, Erté, Betty Page, John Galliano, Sir Lawrence Alm-Tadema, Bono of U2, The Marquis De Sade, Marilyn Monroe, Greta Garbo, Brittany Murphy, Cate Blanchett, Gary Oldman, Charles Bukowski, My great grandmothers before they died, Kevin Spacey, Charles Worth. What does it say about me that so many people I want to meet are in fact deceased?

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