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About Me

My name is Jasper and I am an old blind man. I played and toured with the great Blind Willie McTell, Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder until our bus crashed because it was driven by Ray's younger brother Phillip. No, he aint blind but he did love the sauce. Willie was killed and the tour was called off. So I went to live on the streets and ended up in Providence which is in Rhode Island. I'm still not sure where that is. One day some boys came up to me smellin' like a fifty dollar bill and asked me to play in their crappy white boy group. Since its better than eating the cheese off old pizza boxes I said yes. But I still do that too because I love cheese. One day I was nappin' and that moron Mike thought I was dead, they had me buried and when I woke up three days later I had to dig my way back to freedom. I kicked Mike's balls good for that one. I usually pee on anything I can find. V4.4

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My Blog

The ugliest hot women in Hollywood

I may be blind but that doesnt stop me from seeing how wrong people can be.  Let me start by saying that Sarah Jessica Parker should not be on a show that has Sex in the title.  Right there ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:08:00 GMT

Pink is the new Grace Jones

Ok, I am blind.  But that dont mean I don' know ugly, and that Pink is ugly.  She looks like a white Grace Jones. Oh man that hurts my brain.
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:20:00 GMT

Justin Timberlake

I have to say fuck Justin Timberlake.  I sent him a request to be my friend and he broke my heart by saying no.  Well, I have the last laugh on JT, because I have that piece of information t...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:06:00 GMT

Old Man Farts

I know the ladies wont be likin' this one, but the boys will understand.  There's just somethin' about a good passing that makes you feel better.  Unless, that is, you're an old man.  T...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:40:00 GMT

Peeing in the street

The other day I was peeing in what I thought was a public restroom.  It turns out that it was the middle of the road.  The policemen came and told me that the old lady I was peeing on was ve...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:48:00 GMT