i find new ways to spill things all over myself. i like taking scissors to a rug. i like hooters for the chicken wings. i like stressing people out. i hate the look of a chicken's foot. i love giving jamal a bath. i want to move to a treehouse where i can have one goat, one ostrich, one camel, one japanese chin, one sugarglider, one marmoset, one orangutan, and a whole slew of brussels griffons crawl all over me. i feel stuck a lot of the time. i don't like scraping eggs off pans, or really eggs in general. i like giving nicole swirlies.
