lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin.

About Me

She held herself very straight, like Audrey Hepburn, whom all women idolize and men never think about.
Anything is better with some shaved truffles.
If you're against abortion, then don't get one and shut the fuck up.
Same goes for gay marriage.
Don't ask me to holla achu, or you will be tracked and killed.
My life is better than yours, and I'm not fucking sorry.
I literally am the perfect weight for my height, and happen to absolutely love my body. However, I am currently on a crash diet because my grandmother's gold beaded dress is worth being underweight.
Apparently, I am Charlotte:
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I borrow my neighbor's trashy gossip magazines from the lobby, read them, and return them before she notices, all because I am too ashamed to be the girl in the checkout at CVS with a bag of Reese's, Diet Coke, and In Touch.
I have a terrible potty mouth, but don't actually allow the words to come out anymore. As a result, I sound like an edited rap song when I speak.
I steal kisses from Michael and smiles from strangers, and I've borrowed on my good name for long enough. I spend energy and love like it's going out of style, which, God willing, it never will.
Simplicity is elegance, and elegance is next to Godliness. Suffice it to say, my bridesmaids will not wear aqua.

My Interests

Going to dinner at fantastically expensive and well-rated restaurants and spending the whole time discussing nothing but how each dish could be made better.
Apparently starting a catering company.
Drinking nothing but really good wine and champagne.
The perfect pairing of a strong Beluga caviar and a bottle of Veuve Clicquot Grande Dame.
Having a personal account manager at Shreve, Crump and Low.
Thursdays when neither one of us has to get up early to leave for work.
Telling secrets.

I'd like to meet:

Geof from Ace of Cakes.
And little kids with British accents:

And if it were possible, I like to think that Hemingway would quite like to sit down and have a chat with me.

Music:

You play it, I'll freak to it.

Movies:

If they made a movie of my life, Natalie Portman would play me.
Michael would be played by a computer-generated holograph of a young Marlon Brando.
Most importantly, it would be shot in black and white, because I'd rather be a classic than a Warhol.

Television:

Sox games, Pats games, and the Food Network.
Guitar Hero: Legends of Rock.
And Kenny Vs. Spenny, of course.

Books:

I'll read any author once. It's the effect of education, I suppose...

Heroes:

Santa Claus.

My Blog

To avoid the spirit crushing boredom that is Wednesday morning...

Oh, high school. This should be entertaining. Anyone who went to Miss Winsor's will understand my answers. 1. Who was your best friend?Emma, Gillian, Emma, and the boys.2. What sports did you p...
Posted by lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin. on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:57:00 PST

Why I want a day off.

I just want to lie around in bed playing video games. Naked. And with a boy. Who is also naked.Is that too much to ask?!Oh, and pizza. There should definitely be pizza.
Posted by lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin. on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:33:00 PST

... And now, why I don't mind working every day.

Me: Louis, have you seen Julio?Louis: (Pointing to Jose) There he is. (Pointing to Aldo) Isn't that him? All of them look the same to me.Jose: Fuck you, man.Two minutes later:Me: Jose, have you seen J...
Posted by lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin. on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:58:00 PST

Listen up.

I am not on call twenty-four seven to deal with your problems, I am not Dear Abby, I am Not-So-Dear-Lady and I'm a cunt and you have to deal with it.Don't tell me about how "morally and emotionally ba...
Posted by lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

I MISS FUN JOHN!!!!

Emma and I have a true love. His name is John. Also, he is fun. He is Fun John. He's very considerate and kind, and always is ready to help us if we happen to need some more cups. However, recently w...
Posted by lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin. on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:02:00 PST

Mental masturbation at its finest.

So the brief and trite entry that I posted earlier didn't exactly explain ANYTHING regarding how I've been feeling recently. And I don't have feelings, right? I'm emotionally barren, and that's what y...
Posted by lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST

Life these days

I've started (maybe) seeing someone new, someone who is good for me, someone who is not cruel. I've started contemplating the "l" word again. I've started eating ramen.This will be the summer of barbe...
Posted by lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

Quite the rant.. (not directed at anyone specific, just written hysteria.)

I am a college student operating on the three-year plan instead of the four-year, which can be very stressful when attending a university where the professors and advisors suck and have absolutely no ...
Posted by lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:34:00 PST

A cry for help, no razor blades involved - READ.

This is going out to everyone on my friends list, everyone on my friends' friends lists, and anyone who might stumble upon my page in a blind search for a new friend, lover, or digit for their list. I...
Posted by lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

The semester, thusfar....

Academic motivation: Nil.Self respect: Extremely low, and about to get much lower.Respect for legal constraints: Absolutely non-existent.All I've done this semester is write. Write and sell out. Sell ...
Posted by lady m ♥ s hemingway saved latin. on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST