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Oscar The Sexy Grouch

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About Me


I am the kind of person your parents warn you about because they think I'm a satanic drug dealing whore who skips school to rob a local grocery store and steal a getaway car. Then drive the car to the bank, where I "borrow" money to pay for my lawyer in case I get caught...
and maybe I am that person.PS- and everyone thinks I have a nice smelling house!

And this here is my dream car.

My Interests


"...Never hit someone without a reason, and if there ain't a reason make one up and start swingin'..." -Eminem "Tylenol Island"

"I am what I am and that's all that I am and if I'm supposed to be somebody else, why do I look like me?" -Ben Franklin

"She danced on the edge, but reality caught her before she fell." -Me

"I don't need a dragon's toungue to taste the blood of my knight." -Me

I'd like to meet:

In all honesty, I'd like to meet every single person in the world. Because I heard that you can learn something from every person in your life. So if I met every person in the world, I'd be the smartest one here (maybe).

My Best Whores

Bobbie

Cpt Sparrow

Dayla-God

Nate

Mya's Bitch

Sunshine

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Music:

Any kind of rock/metal/punk/etc that doesn't sound like shit.

Which rock chick are you?

Amy Lee
You're young, you're pretty, and you've got an amazing voice. Lots of people hate you for who you are, but they're just a lot of fuckers! :) Your're very imaginitve and love designing clothes. You may not seem it sometimes, but your very close to your family. And you love halloween, but who doesn't??

Movies:

Saw and Saw 2, Deeply, Harry Potter movies, X Men and X2, Fast & the Furious and 2Fast2Furious, Clueless, Coyote Ugly, The Trueman Show, Liar Liar, Garfield, Underworld, & others.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Inuyasha, Fairly Odd Parents, South Park, Invader Zim, Twilight Zone, X-Files, Gilmore Girls, The News, Animal Planet, or whatever else happens to be on.

Books:

Anything by Edgar Allen Poe or Stephen King, Just Ella, The Wish, Harry Potter (1-6), Nancy Drew books, Gingerbread, Inuyasha. MARS, and many MANY more.

Heroes:

Edgar Allen Poe and Catwoman

My Blog

DENIAL

I wouldn't call it denial. I'm well aware of my problems and never once claimed otherwise. But in a sense, maybe it is denial. I do deny to acknowledge the presence of any purple elephants. But then a...
Posted by Oscar The Sexy Grouch on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:47:00 PST

Sex/Drugs

I can't help but missThat intoxicating kissMy own death gaveAnd it brings me to craveFor it all to spinAround my every sinLike only I matterWhole worlds could shatterI can't help but to missThe amazin...
Posted by Oscar The Sexy Grouch on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:41:00 PST

Pain of Letting Go Screams For a Distraction

Struggling with acceptance.Like learning you have uncurable cancer.But I've grown to understand.Just like you grown three inches taller.Unfortunately it seems my cancer can't acceptThat I've accepted ...
Posted by Oscar The Sexy Grouch on Sat, 17 May 2008 04:45:00 PST

Let It Go and If It Comes Back...

Okay, so incase you haven't already figured all of this out, Nate is having a kid with his "roommate". We were fighting a lot and I guess we're officially over now. The only thing left is for me to ge...
Posted by Oscar The Sexy Grouch on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:55:00 PST

Let It Go and If It Comes Back...

Okay, so incase you haven't already figured all of this out, Nate is having a kid with his "roommate". We were fighting a lot and I guess we're officially over now. The only thing left is for me to ge...
Posted by Oscar The Sexy Grouch on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:55:00 PST

I’m Sorry

To those of you who mean anything to me, I'm sorry we don't talk much.I've just come to realize I hate people in general because most of the time they eventually will get bored of you, or stab you in ...
Posted by Oscar The Sexy Grouch on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:29:00 PST

Fix This

You never stayed around, quite long enough to love, your angel from above, quite long enough to see, you're hurting me. But i'm still here, because i love you, and you're still here, because you don'...
Posted by Oscar The Sexy Grouch on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:56:00 PST

A little lost...

If it wasnt illegal to kill, a lot of people would have been dead a long time ago. But it is and i dont think i would do good in jail. Plus im a lover not a fighter. And killing wouldnt make me feel a...
Posted by Oscar The Sexy Grouch on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:51:00 PST

Revenge

Revenge is said to be sweet but with the fear of getting caught and paying the price holds many people back. Unfortunately, i feel i was dragged across on emotional overdramatic hell and although im h...
Posted by Oscar The Sexy Grouch on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:03:00 PST

Chicks

CHICKSHe was with a witch.But instead he did another chick.While his best friend did her friend.To bring back memories of back then.Then he ignored the chick.And dumped the witch.To steal his bestfrie...
Posted by Oscar The Sexy Grouch on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:07:00 PST