i am solomon. end of story.

About Me

i am solomon of course. well some know me as the jew. but that was more when i didn't have hair. i found out that if you don't shave it every week it will grow back. who'd of thunk it i guess. but as for who i am, i guess you would have to ask around for that one as there are many different ideas. i can be calm and quite from time to time, but for some reason i have this knack for insighting a riot and bringing people together to commit random acts of stupidity and/or drunkeness. but then again who's really perfect anyway.
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My Interests

removing "the" from written and spoken english language.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet everyone i can, but that doesn't mean i want those people that i meet to hang around for too long. most people are boring or just don't spark anyone's interest. and i'm not saying i'm the coolest person either. i mean fuckshit, if i don't spark your interest then get rid of me from your life too. cause really whats the point of keeping boring people around. filler or time killers i guess. oh and i'd like to meet someone that can cure celiac disease or just gluten intolerances. cause i want a fucking hamburger and a beer again. fuckin gluten...
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Music:

older shit. most of the music coming out today sounds like people have run out of ideas and beats...

Movies:

"hope is a good thing, possibly the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." its a damn movie quote. i have a 114" movie screen in my house. do you think i like movies a bit??? i do..

Television:

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Books:

no matter how much they fuck with us, the worst they can do is put a bullet in our head while we walk down a hall. but even then, they didn't beat us, they just shut us up.books are a fine art that is slowly being lost. they give so much insight and make people think, but the attention span of most people has dropped so that the problem has to be laid out and solved in an hour for them to care...

Heroes:

everyone that fails and never learns anything from their mistake.

My Blog

dogs

i title this one dogs for one great reason... most people know what a dog is... in general i mean of course and like such. its beyond that definition that people seem to be blurry in telling one ...
Posted by i am solomon. end of story. on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 04:42:00 PST

still sick... but getting better...

i figured i finally had a chance so i'd give an update as to how i'm doing. the colonoscopy went about as painful as could be... well the prepping for it, the actual procedure i was sedated for... the...
Posted by i am solomon. end of story. on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:14:00 PST

sick...

thought i would just give you party people an update... as most of you don't know i'm sick... which of course carries good news and bad news... good news for me, bad news for some of you, it won...
Posted by i am solomon. end of story. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:40:00 PST

someone told me tipping was not a city in china...

but sometimes i beg to differ from what people tell me. and sometimes i like to curse... so i'll start with the latter... shut the fuck up. oh that was to the people that use the argument that w...
Posted by i am solomon. end of story. on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:19:00 PST

bachelor parties...

and you'll figure out real quick that this isn't going where you thought it would. oh wait, you probably just figured that out. so this isn't a boast of a bachelor party support. its...
Posted by i am solomon. end of story. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:03:00 PST

in the beginning...

some could say that before was the beginning. or maybe that a bit ago was the end. or that this is the beginning. or that this is just the middle. in that case in the begi...
Posted by i am solomon. end of story. on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST

honesty in the sexes

now as often happens there is a statement before the blog... while these statements may or may not be true, and i may or may not believe them, i will state that they are in no way the entire truth, ju...
Posted by i am solomon. end of story. on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

ouch...

many people have wondered the reasons why i don't go downtown as much anymore. and while there are quite a few much of it is because the atmosphere of downtown has changed so much over the past ...
Posted by i am solomon. end of story. on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:04:00 PST

pee in the bathtub

write, delete, repeat. finger to the ready and then we all type. one word at a time, one sentence at a time. forming like a sculpter with a lump of clay. then just as with the ...
Posted by i am solomon. end of story. on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

random sorted nuts and bolts

there exists in our lives penises. which is a funny looking word in and of its own. on top of that there are vaginas. once again a funny looking word in and of its own. or we c...
Posted by i am solomon. end of story. on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST