Hi, everybody! Welcome ta Sport'z Myspace page! Home of the most famous donkey on the internet!
Every once in a while, ya come across a profile that makez ya say...
<You gotta be Krappin' me!!!
oh... sorry... but anyway, I guess this iz one of thoze sitez that will make ya do that, but hopefully it'z in a good way. Ya need ta understand me, I guess. Pleaze read my blogz. Ya might get a better understanding of me after ya get uzed ta me. Only the recent onez show, but ya can click around ta get some of the older onez that got burried. At the bottom of each blog, you can click on a link ta the next blog and go back a wayz, or you can click on the older blog list once ya open a blog, or better yet, subscribe ta my blog and ya can see a list that goez way back. I also have fun participatin' on other blogz, like the onez here: www.myspace.com/ljbphoto where you can see a lot of my commentz. If ya look at sourcez like theze, then ya can get a better understanding of what I'm all about. I try ta give people special messagez that they can find something worthwhile in, so even if it'z an outdated holiday blog, I hope you can still read it and get some special meaning out of it.
Ok, so my page iz not very fancy or anything, but it'z home ta me, I guess. I hope it's werth yer while ta stop in and take a look around.
I don't have a fancy background or anything. I'm pretty limited ta what I can do here. I have a Mac, so a lot of the stuff don't werk for me. Ya need windowz ta make backgroundz and fun stuff like that. I have trouble with apz too, and I get a lot of apz invitez from my friendz, but I don't add them becauze I never know what they're gonna do ta my site. I had a lot of trouble with one, so I sorta have apzaphobia now. I also can't uze the Myspace IM feature. I'm also afraid ta try tagged photo'z. I'm not sure what that can do yet but I'm afraid ta find out with all the other problemz I ran inta bein' a Mac uzer. Ta be honest, I'm not even sure what a tagged photo iz, but I get invitez for apz and tagged photoz and IM, and I hope people don't think I don't approve that stuff just becauze I don't give a krapp. I alwayz take note of who wuz nice enuff ta think about me when I get thoze invitez.
So anyway, I hope ya stop in and take a look and like what ya see. I try ta change my videoz and muzic ta keep thingz fresh once in a while. Thankz for stoppin' in!
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Nothing special. My name is Andy, but I'm famous in a small corner of the internet where I'm known as "Sport". I'm famous mostly for being so unfamous. "Sport" is a fictitious sad little character losely based on my life, but some take him too seriously. I'm not building much of a profile page yet. I just started looking into myspace because I keep hearing so much about it. If it looks like something I'll be interested in, then maybe I'll do more with it later. I just added a lot of new videos. It might be a bit overkill, but since I learned how to do it, it's like a new toy to me.I added some new pics. Most of the first ones were influenced by a big loss I suffered, or actually a compilation of losses in 1999 while I was in school some time ago. If you want to know what I look like, check out the movie: "The Boondock Saints". Someone at a bar once told me that I looked just like "Rocco" in that movie. He said when I walked in the door with that long black coat on, it was just too perfect. I checked out the movie and thought oh my God! It was like watching myself in a movie! I even wear the exact same sunglasses. I passed the movie around to people I work with and all say the same thing. It looks so much like me it's scary. They all swear it's me in the movie. I've included a clip of Rocco in my favorites, but it's a bit harsh. I'm much tamer than Rocco.Some more general information about me: I have absolutely no worthwhile or redeeming qualities or attributes. I'm broke, overweight, old, and have an old broken down car. I don't own anything else. I'm still paying for past mistakes in life. I'm in debt over my head from going to SU to try to make something of myself as a last resort, but never used my college degree and only dug myself deeper in a hole. I've been killing myself working to try to dig myself out ever since and I've had no life other than that. I lost everything and everyone in my life during my time of struggle while in school. I haven't had a date in over seven years and wouldn't wish myself on anyone.
