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3 AM Magazine says: "My English Class is organised by writers Jacinta Nandi and Ben Knight and the musician Rock 'n' Roll Diktator at various venues. This event can pull the most perverse thoughts and dirt upon its audience. With My English Class you should expect explicit and dirty English Language, sex pep-talks and not just about the birds and the bees, willies and pussies, but explicit porn poetry and saucy, sexy, foulmouthed comedy." So not Benny-Hill-like.
Jacinta explains one-night-stand etiquette to a German boy

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Der Tagesspiegel says: “My English Class have outdone themselves with "The Prison Sex Show. ... Dolphin-porn-lover and pineapple-poker Ben from Wedding (filthy, brilliant: Ben Knight) sells his new-born child to an alien. His wife Jacinta (glowing: Anna Fin)... threatens a sex strike if Ben doesn't get that baby back. .... For an hour and a half, the dry comedy sparkles.”
Stuart Dee tells two jokes

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Jacinta's Dad thinks he's black

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English people's best quality

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Member Since: 18/05/2007
Band Website: my-english-class.de
Band Members: My English Class is a comedy gang made up of Jörg Kaier, Jacinta Nandi, Ben Knight and James Harris, some of whom are Actual English Teachers. Even if one of us does think that vegetable rhymes with navel, while another thinks that crutch and crotch are homophones.

Jörg Kaier is the founding member of My English Class. You may know him as the Rock 'n' Roll Diktator. He was in the charts once. It was the Berliner Zeitung charts. It was the Top 50 songs about global warming. He made number 50. His song was called "I like Global Warming." Jörg is the musical one.

Jacinta Nandi (http://bitchslutcuntgirlwoman.blogspot.com/) is comedian/slammer/blogger extraordinaire. Check out her Funny Mummy blog at http://www.exberliner.com/blogs/amok

Jacinta is a desperate bitch

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Ben Knight is a writer, journalist, theatre director and stick cricket expert. He is not actually a necrophile, he just sometimes fucks up his stand-up a little bit. Ben has met lots of famous people in his life - including Boris Fucking Becker, and he even avoided pregnancy. Watch him blog the shit out of you (under a German pseudonym) here: http://www.exberliner.com/blogs/newskraut

James Harris is a poet, comedian, teacher and translator who's had fiction published in Bordercrossing magazine and a story in the new magazine NUTS. James helped found and organize Berlin's first English-German comedy night, Kafka Comedy. He now no longer lives in Berlin but whenever he comes to town you'll catch him joining in with the English Class crew. James Harris really hates tomatoes.
Influences: AL Kennedy/Legs Akimbo/Andi Snelling/Fiona Mizani/Melissa Holroyd/Lady Gaby/Moon/Naomi Christie/Michael O'Hanlon/Paula Varjack/Anna Fin/Stuart Austen/Martin Wagner/Russell Brand/Frank Skinner/Dudley Moore/Chris Rock/Sarah Silverman
Sounds Like: A STEAM TRAIN EXPLODING SOFTLY ONTO AN ANTELOPE'S FACE
Record Label: none

My Blog

MSG VON FRAULEIN VARJACK

could it really almost be wednesday? what? what is on wednesday you ask? at the pleasantly named S.I.n bar in kreuzkolln?doors 8.30, show 9pm, a night when performance and poetry are taken the lowest ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:36:00 GMT

East of Eden

Go to East of Eden on Tuesday for Niti's kids reading, if you can.  Here's a good reasong to boycott those fuckers at Amazon: Amazon unterstützt weiter die NPD! - jetzt erst recht Beschweren!...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:44:00 GMT

WHAT A FUCKING GREAT IDEA

So a student goes to me the other day:"The saddest thing about Germany is that mothers never cook for their kids.  They never cook anything from scratch, they always use ready-made meals.  And the kid...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 08:22:00 GMT

FUCK BATMAN


Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 03:03:00 GMT

TOO SAD

Jordan and Peter Andre are gonna split up!  I was eighteen months when my olds split, so I never had the luxury of wallowing in self-pity, fervently wishing they'd get together.  You know.  I never th...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 11:58:00 GMT

GOTTA BE PERFECT

LAZY BASTARDSDON'T BE A DICK, TERRYWHATCHA DOING FRIDAY NIGHT?______________________________________________________ _________________-Okay, so my son has suddenly turned Totally German.  It's like I w...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 07:50:00 GMT

THATCHER THATCHER

GREEDY MILK-GUZZLING WHOREThirty years ago today Thatcher was the first FEMALE British prime minister ever.  I grew up thinking she was EVIL.  I swear, I thought she was eviller than Hitler.  First sh...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 11:58:00 GMT

Dicht It Slam

HA!  Have now won three slams, am very happy and smug.  The Dicht It Slam (tonight), the Bastard Slam, and the Kreuzkölln Slam.Someone told me tonight they thought there were TOO MANY slams.  I was li...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:42:00 GMT

POSITIVE THINKING

Girls are always trying to do positive thinking.  We read all these books by Gloria Steinem and Louisa L. Hays about our inner children, and put photos of ourselves at three up on the mirror, leave li...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:32:00 GMT

EGGSCELLENT UTILZATION OF PUNS

"Hey Rico," I said, after we had found all the Easter goodies which the Easter bunny had carefully scattered behind the bushes for us, "imagine if someone-else would've found these goodies instead of ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:36:00 GMT