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A nice, sensitive man who appreciates a woman with a good spirit. Honestly, all the good men are taken or gay. Am I right or am I right? I mean, you go out on a couple dates and all men want is a blow job. So what if it happens sometimes... every time... on the first date... I'm not a whore, there's nothing wrong with me. It's those horny goddamn pigs. They should really be castrated... It's about time us women had a voice and the ability to give anyone we want a blowjob and still get a call in the morning. Come on! At least call me, okay? That's all I'm asking for, is one little phone call, and maybe some gifts. I'm an empowered woman with a beautiful... spirit and I just want someone that appreciates that. Is that too much to ask? Jesus.Just a side note, if you need a blowjob, it's $50 a pop.
I like everything, except country. And rap. I fucking hate rap. Come to think of it, I rather dislike pop, too. Screechy teenagers, ew. And rock, what crawled up their butts? Are they sad cause daddy didn't buy a new ferrari? Classical? What pretentious bullshit. Soft jazz is okay, though.
I really like Meg Ryan. Ask to see my Meg Ryan shrine! Now with lock of hair!
I don't own a Satan box.
I burn them.
Dr. Kevorkian. He is a beautiful person on the inside, just like I am.