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Narun

Nikole and Aarun's scary love child!

About Me

I enjoy long walks on the beach, huge bush, hitting on elementary school children, fiddling, art, horse porn, craft fairs, candlelight, fondue, liquor and drugs (including heroin), starlight, smoking, pooping, masturbating, playing with small furry animals, shooting small furry animals, building bombs, air travel, classic cars, new cars, broken cars, car wrecks, fuzzy slippers, fuzzy slippers made out of live animals, shoplifting, tickle me elmo, candy, beer, Dave and Busters, hustling pool, romantic comedies, and terry cloth.

My Interests

horse porn.

I'd like to meet:

A nice, sensitive man who appreciates a woman with a good spirit. Honestly, all the good men are taken or gay. Am I right or am I right? I mean, you go out on a couple dates and all men want is a blow job. So what if it happens sometimes... every time... on the first date... I'm not a whore, there's nothing wrong with me. It's those horny goddamn pigs. They should really be castrated... It's about time us women had a voice and the ability to give anyone we want a blowjob and still get a call in the morning. Come on! At least call me, okay? That's all I'm asking for, is one little phone call, and maybe some gifts. I'm an empowered woman with a beautiful... spirit and I just want someone that appreciates that. Is that too much to ask? Jesus.Just a side note, if you need a blowjob, it's $50 a pop.

Music:

I like everything, except country. And rap. I fucking hate rap. Come to think of it, I rather dislike pop, too. Screechy teenagers, ew. And rock, what crawled up their butts? Are they sad cause daddy didn't buy a new ferrari? Classical? What pretentious bullshit. Soft jazz is okay, though.

Movies:

I really like Meg Ryan. Ask to see my Meg Ryan shrine! Now with lock of hair!

Television:

I don't own a Satan box.

Books:

I burn them.

Heroes:

Dr. Kevorkian. He is a beautiful person on the inside, just like I am.