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UltimatePenguinMaster

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am an Inigma wrapped in an Igigma wrapped in a tree. I'm a simple yet one of the most complex people you will ever know i can be your best friend or your your worst enemy. I am me dont like it then you know where to shove the large penguin pole..... I am old enough to have done it all but stupid enough to do it all again.I Believe:* You get what you give to others *GUNS do not kill people PEOPLE kill people *In Friendship *Friends are not really freinds if they talk crap about you behind your back! *RAPISTS AND TAMPS should all be hung by the ankles and shot! *Karma Its a Bitch! *Being Self Obsessesed doesent help other friends when they need you.
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Penguins, and i suppose humans too..... You, However if your a Phonie forget it. Anyone who knows how to keep it real and party like there's no tomorrow You have a sexual IQ of 142

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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Poking Fun!

Anyone notice that during the report of the train crash the presenters kept saying "there were helecopters and fixed winged planes" while he was standing beside a plane? MY question IS Why the hell ca...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 21:48:00 GMT