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joyce

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am being adventurous. I've decided to run a marathon in Alaska with Team in Training on behalf of The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, and I need your help! For The Society to find a cure for these blood cancers, they need donations from lovely people such as yourself. Did you know leukemia is the leading disease killer in children? And you know how I love kids? So you probably see why I'm doing this.
Click me, I like attention!
Seriously, every little bit helps. Help me get to Alaska, help the LLS fight cancer, maybe get free homemade chocolate chip cookies from me! It's a win-win-win!

My Interests

my missing rib, bonds made in freshman year music theory, beautiful words, staying up late, bad movies, dating idiots, unflattering photos of myself, questionable facial hair, my parents, boys who don't like me, drunk dials (where they're drunk, and I'm dialed), fauxhawks, the San Antonio Spurs vs. the Dallas Mavericks, alliteration, classy drunks, tattoos on other people, pompahawks, basketball, awkward people, chain smokers, people who have fake laughs as their real laughs, puppies, photography, head thrashing, vinyl records, surfing, Monica Lewinski, the David house on 3rd Street, Trader Joe's, driving at night, beach trips, empty cathedrals, stars at night out by Joshua Tree, pee dances, 90s hits

I'd like to meet:

"Someone put a sausage in my mouth!"
--Tim Fischer

"Prank Fotenza."
--Luke Martinez

Adventurous, funny, nature-loving, spontaneous, intelligent people who believe in something greater and are not at all like me.

Also, just as a warning: if you ride a motorcycle, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're a douche. Prove me wrong.

I would also like to meet anyone who could FIND ME THIS BABY!

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Music:

Impossible question. I love my Beatles, CCR, Ricky Nelson, Billie Holiday, Everly Brothers, and ELO. Lately, though, a lot of 90s has been involved in my life.

Also, the following are new (in my life) and awesome: Mississippi John Hurt, Robert Johnson, Bud Powell, and others.

Movies:

"I lick and I do massage."

--Shady McGee

Television:

"Get your mouth off my face."

--Lydia

Books:

"Ain't nothin' sweeter than a catfish doing the backstroke in the shallow end of a kiddie pool."

--Luke

Heroes:

My mom. And yours.

My Blog

Insomnia spells blog.

I have hit my bullshit quota. Sorry, won't be tolerating any more for what will hopefully be a long, long time. I am making a comeback/staging a coup/making a break for it. Call it what you will.
Posted by joyce on Tue, 13 May 2008 02:10:00 PST

My first soapbox...

How the hell does something like this happen? Please, tell me. Healthcare should be universal; it's appalling that it isn't already. Children especially should have access to medica...
Posted by joyce on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 03:17:00 PST

I’m getting better and better at these.

Hi, my name is: JoyceBut you can call me: Wifey, Retardo, Maddox, Soulmate, Coconut, FRO, CAVEAT: NEVER call me any of the following unless you and I are having sexual relations, or I will punch you i...
Posted by joyce on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:24:00 PST

Some Poetry for You All

So, I'm bored at work, and have concocted a series of quite impressive verses that I think you might enjoy (mostly because I'm retarded). You may even consider sending these to a loved one.[ABCB form]...
Posted by joyce on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:55:00 PST

HAHAHAHAHA

This is incredible. I laughed for days. ...
Posted by joyce on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:08:00 PST

Coasting.

The only way to go right now is forward."Do not be afraid any longer, little flock."Everything is copacetic.
Posted by joyce on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

Seriously?

I actually can't believe this. I am accidentally a homewrecker...sorta. And, by "home," I mean "flat-full of boys next door." Jesus. This stuff never happens to me.
Posted by joyce on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST

A letter.

My dear friends,I love you and miss you so much. Really. I went through all my friends on myspace, looked at everyone's profiles (as long as they were real people who I've met in real life, that is), ...
Posted by joyce on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:03:00 PST

I love Albi.

Flight of the Conchords - Albi the Racist DragonI forgot about how much I love this. I saw these guys on HBO last year. What IS it about New Zealand?...
Posted by joyce on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:11:00 PST

Discovery

Not really a new observation of mine, but I just thought of it again, looking at other people's myspace profiles: Whenever I do the peace sign, I look like a Japanese tourist. End. joyce
Posted by joyce on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:05:00 PST