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Name: Joe
Birthdate: -
Birthplace: -
Current Location: Rosenberg,TX
Eye Color: -
Hair Color: -
Height: 5'8
Weight: -
Piercings: -
Tatoos: -
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Single
Overused Phraze:
FAVORITES&..39;
Food: Gonzales Tacos (#14)
Candy: Fun Dip
Number: 3
Color: Blue
Animal: Dog & Cat
Drink: Dr.Pepper
Alcohol Drink: Shiner Bock ( Real Texas Beer)
Bagel: -
Letter: X
Body Part on Opposite sex: Everything!! Big Boobs are Good!!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Motherfuckin' Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: None
Hot tea or Ice tea: None
Chocolate or Vanilla Both
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Both
Rap or Punk: Both Suck!! Deathmetal or 80's
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary
Love or Money: Both
YOUR...
Bedtime: ???
Most Missed Memory:
Best phyiscal feature: My Ugly Face
First Thought Waking Up: Go Back To Sleep
Goal for this year: Get A CHL And Buy a Gun
Best Friends: Got 4
Weakness: No Weakness
Fears: I Fear Nothing.....Except for heights
Heritage: Mexican
Longest relationship: -
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: NO!!
Pot: HELL NO!!!
Ever been Drunk: I'm Drunk Now
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: Yeah
Ever Shoplifted: No, Shoplifting is For Loser and Poor People
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yeah
Been Dumped Lately: -
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any
Favorite Hair Color: Brunettes, But I Like Crazy Colors like Blue, Green, Pink..ETC.
Short or Long: Prefer long but doesn't Matter
Height: Shorter Than Me..(I'm 5'8)
Style: Any
Looks or Personality: Both
Hot or Cute Any
Drugs and Alcohol: NO DRUGS!!!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny is Good but not Nicole Ritchie Skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 3
What country do you want to Visit: Europe
How do you want to Die: For A Good Cause!!
Been to the Mall Lately: That's A Retarded Question
Do you like Thunderstorms: If you Like Thunderstorms say YYEEEEEAAAHHH!!
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: No, health food will kill you!
Do you think your Attractive: I Hope So!!!
Believe in Yourself: Want to
Want to go to College: no
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Drink: Been Throught This
Shower Daily: Yeah
Been in Love: I Can't Say
Do you Sing: To Myself.......................and My Nephew & Dog
Want to get Married: Yes, And have 8 Kids
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 87
Hate anyone: Hippies, Global Warming Freaks, And Anyone That Bashes our Troops and this Great Country!!!
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