Asset valuation, portfolio analysis, financial accounting, breakfast cereals, playing music, angry mobs, and midgets. And college football.
Nobody. Fuck you. Unless you have a sexy webcam of some sort. In that case, of course I want to be your friend. Please God, let all my new friend requests have a sexy webcam, or at least some sort of penis enlargement pill. Seriously, I'm small in the pants.
311, Minor Threat, Black Flag, the Beastie Boys, Slayer, Old Metallica, Pantera (RIP Dimebag), the Roots, Rubberhed, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Charlie Parker, Ornette Coleman, Sonny Rollins, Dead Kennedys, Youth Brigade, Reagan Youth, NOFX, Bad Brains, the Dicks, Nirvana, the Descendents, ...Trail of Dead, ATI, DCMD, Helmet, Primus, Sam Cooke, Frank Sinatra, the Clash, the Who, Led Zeppelin, STP, Soundgarden, MC Chris, ODB, Leonard Bernstein, Claude DeBussy, George Orff, Drum Corps International (especially the Cavvies and the Cadets!).
The Big Lebowski (naturally), Reservoir Dogs, Suburbia, SLC Punk, the Song Remains the Same, The Kids Are All Right, Old School
The Wire, The Sopranos, ATHF, Wheel of Fish, Town Talk With George.
Catch-22, The Things They Carried, all of the Rabbit Novels, East of Eden, Travels With Charley, Going After Cacciato, The Old Man and the Sea, The Corrections, Advanced Financial Accounting, 7th ed., Lord of The Rings, Walden, Moby Dick, any Robert Frost anthology, A History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters, Closing Time
Randall from "Clerks"