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THIS fucking guy...

En boca cerrada, no entran moscas.

About Me

The older I get, the less ability I have to bullshit people.
You Are Austin
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.

Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick What American City Are You?
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests

Asset valuation, portfolio analysis, financial accounting, breakfast cereals, playing music, angry mobs, and midgets. And college football.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. Fuck you. Unless you have a sexy webcam of some sort. In that case, of course I want to be your friend. Please God, let all my new friend requests have a sexy webcam, or at least some sort of penis enlargement pill. Seriously, I'm small in the pants.

Music:

311, Minor Threat, Black Flag, the Beastie Boys, Slayer, Old Metallica, Pantera (RIP Dimebag), the Roots, Rubberhed, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Charlie Parker, Ornette Coleman, Sonny Rollins, Dead Kennedys, Youth Brigade, Reagan Youth, NOFX, Bad Brains, the Dicks, Nirvana, the Descendents, ...Trail of Dead, ATI, DCMD, Helmet, Primus, Sam Cooke, Frank Sinatra, the Clash, the Who, Led Zeppelin, STP, Soundgarden, MC Chris, ODB, Leonard Bernstein, Claude DeBussy, George Orff, Drum Corps International (especially the Cavvies and the Cadets!).

Movies:

The Big Lebowski (naturally), Reservoir Dogs, Suburbia, SLC Punk, the Song Remains the Same, The Kids Are All Right, Old School

Television:

The Wire, The Sopranos, ATHF, Wheel of Fish, Town Talk With George.

Books:

Catch-22, The Things They Carried, all of the Rabbit Novels, East of Eden, Travels With Charley, Going After Cacciato, The Old Man and the Sea, The Corrections, Advanced Financial Accounting, 7th ed., Lord of The Rings, Walden, Moby Dick, any Robert Frost anthology, A History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters, Closing Time

Heroes:

Randall from "Clerks"

My Blog

Miami Vice

is one of the worst movies ever made.  I want the last two hours of my life back.  The Genesis cover at the end was the worst part.  In other circumstances, I might have thought "O...
Posted by THIS fucking guy... on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:47:00 PST

The Natives Are Getting Restless

So, some thoughts on the debacle in College Station yesterday: 1.) How the FUCK do you get passed on like that by A&M?  2.) When is Colt McCoy going to get benched, and when are you going to...
Posted by THIS fucking guy... on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:01:00 PST

Worst. Day. Ever.

Well okay, maybe not, but right now it feels like it's definitely in the top 5.  Oh well. 
Posted by THIS fucking guy... on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:13:00 PST

Stuff that interests me

1.) Fast Money MBA Challenge If answering these questions correctly at the same rate that two of the best MBA programs in the nation had been a determinant in my acceptance to a grad school, I would h...
Posted by THIS fucking guy... on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:58:00 PST

subject this, stupid myspace

I really enjoy paying bills by phone when there is an automated voice system.  It's fun to respond to "I heard your account nummber as xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx, is this correct?" by saying "word up so...
Posted by THIS fucking guy... on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:54:00 PST

Blah Blah Blah

A long day at work today.  I spent most of the time cooped up in a small conference room with six other people, all diligently peering at our tiny laptop screens, trying to figure out how we...
Posted by THIS fucking guy... on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:56:00 PST

BCS v. Playoffs

I dunno.....I've only given a shit about football for about the past 3 years or so, and this blog is written without the benefit of historical/statistical analysis on my part, so anything I can say ca...
Posted by THIS fucking guy... on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST

Some thoughts on Houston

Well, I've been here for about four days, and here are a few things I've noticed about H-town: The entire city is one freeway after another. One out of five drivers on said freeways could probably be ...
Posted by THIS fucking guy... on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

Read the Book

Friendly advice for the guy that sits in front of me in Derivative Securities: Read the book before you come to class.  Stop wasting everybody's time by asking dumbass questions that merely serve...
Posted by THIS fucking guy... on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:08:00 PST

Dammit....

I fuckin' miss playing music in a band.  I am starting to think that being behind a drumset is the only place in the world where I am completely capable of acting naturally.  When I sit behi...
Posted by THIS fucking guy... on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:35:00 PST