ALF

MY REAL NAME IS GORDON SHUMWAY,I AM THE ONLY SON OF BOB AND FLO SHUMWAY.I WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 28,1756 ON THE PLANET MELMAC.I WAS AN ORBIT GUARD OFFICER AND MY JOB WAS TO PROTECT PLANET MELMAC FROM NUCLEAR WEAPONS.HOWEVER...ON SEPTEMBER 22,1986 MY LIFE WAS CHANGED FOREVER WHEN THE MELMACIAN ORBIT GUARD WAS DEFEATED AND MY BELOVED HOME MELMAC WAS DESTROYED FOREVER:( SOMEHOW I ESCAPED AND ENDED UP CRASHING MY SPACESHIP INTO THE TANNERS FAMILY GARAGE AT 167 HEMDALE STREET IN L.A.CALIFORNIA.I HAVE ADAPTED TO LIFE HERE ON EARTH VERY WELL.IT WAS A LITTLE TOUGH AT FIRST BUT EVERYTHING HAS WORKED OUT JUST FINE.AS YOU ALL KNOW MY REALITY TV SHOW SPANNING THE 4 YEARS I LIVED WITH THE TANNERS WAS A MAJOR HIT.IT RAN FOR 4 SEASONS AND TURNED ME INTO A SUPERSTAR HERE ON EARTH.I HAD MY ENTIRE LINE OF TOYS MADE AFTER ME FROM DOLLS TO BOARDGAMES,PINBALL MACHINES,COLORFORMS,SLEEPING BAGS AND YOU KNOW YOU HAVE MADE IT BIG WHEN YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR OWN LUNCHBOX.I DONT WANT TO BRAG BUT I HAD A TOTAL OF 4 DIFFERENT LUNCHBOXES MADE OF ME:)THANK YOU ALL WHO TUNED INTO MY REALITY TV SHOW EVERY MONDAY AND MADE IT THE HIT IT WAS AND BE ON THE LOOK OUT CAUSE I AM PUTTING PRESSURE ON NBC TO DO AN ALF REUNION SPECIAL.