1st off, if you wanna HEAR what I wanna be doing in the future...go here
www.yakkyakk.com/sizemore.html
Only I wanna be doing it on TV, but that will come...here is me...I will at any given time, without notice, completely ruin your nice picture with a stupid face in the background...i will go the distance to make you laugh till you cry...i am a BIG HUGE DORK, and will never try to be one of those guys that tries to do whatever it takes to be cool or fit in, im just me, and me=big goofy dork always...I believe that everyone has a sanctuary in this lifetime where the world is at peace for all time spent there, mine is the Mirage pool in Vegas...many have told me that pre-introduction I come off as an intimidating jerk; all later tell me that I am the goofiest, nicest guy they've ever met...I dont respect anyone who chooses to solve things with violence before logic...my cell phone confuses me almost as much as women, and I certainly have realized that TRULY understanding women is something I dont think I will ever achieve...on that note, I miss love, and hope to rediscover it someday...I sound like the moviefone guy...I believe I have true potential in this life, and can't wait to prove it...finally, I am a happy person; if you are not or have no plans to be, you probably wont like me...HA!
THE SQUIRREL JOKE!
Just because youre profane doesnt mean youre not
hilarious. Youre the unique kind of joke
people remember for a long time.
Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
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