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I'm comin atcha like a beam, like a ray, like a rooster, like a goose trapped in the rafters of a barn in Shropshire...I like bunches of stuff, I hate bunches of stuff too. I like some people, I hate others – I only truly love my family – and my best friends I consider to be my family. Yes, I have been married and it was not for me. No I do not have any kids and I do not want any either. I smoke, drink and work. I party hard and work hard. Sometimes I work hard at partying. I am digging my life now. Digging it. So do not fuck me over, right - I wouldnt let you anyway. woot woot. MySpace Profile Photo Editor

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Perpelxed

1. who invented the word sphincter? (well done!) 2. who decided that oysters would be a good thing to eat (well done!) 3. what good are little toes aside from being REALLY gross? you cant even &...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:54:00 GMT

My best friend Jabeness

ok, I posted this on the bulletin this morning and then emailed it to Jabe - she emailed it back with her reply. It made me laugh and cry. I want to share it with you all...shes the SHIT! Im red shes ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:24:00 GMT

The Hounds of Erskineville

I am going to Sydney for a mini break! Yyyeeehhhaaaaar. Get there on Wednesday 3rd October for lots and lots of cheap sparkling wine with Jabeness. Staying in Erskineville til Monday 8th October. Yes,...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Thinkin’ bout the arteest.

so I walk past this and say to my friend - thats creepy, the cat is vomiting a blue guy into a tree. He says 'er, I think the blue guy is wearing a cat mask. oooh YEAH! who did this anyway??????
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 15:31:00 GMT

Obituary - Miss Marcia McBrady

It is with great sadness and regret that I have yo inform you of the passing of my dearest and oldest goldfish - Marcia McBrady.Marcia passed away at 9.10 on the 29 July 2007 - well thats when I notic...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Snowboarding - whatever bitch....

Alright, I'm just about to leave from work and I spilt hot Milo ALL OVER MY DESK. This reminds me of what a klutz I am, which reminds me of my snowboarding experience... In the wilds of Northern Lapla...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 22:54:00 GMT

I have a serious shopping addiction.

One knows one has a shopping addiction when one goes to Dimmeys and says to ones self "ooo, enormous stuffed AFL animal mascots for only $2.99!!" I resisted. But only just. I had it in...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 20:19:00 GMT

Answer these, if you will please

Here are some things that plague me on a daily basis as I walk home from work. Any clarification would be appreciated. 1. What is the exact purpose of pine cones? or are they merely a craft item for ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 14:22:00 GMT

My Art - Ann B

My art was born out of a day at work when I should have been in a strategic planning meeting but was trying to avoid it at all costs. I 'borrowed' a poster pen from the stationery cupboard and wh...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:18:00 GMT