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About Me

Well let me see here. I like to play the drums...a whole lot. Like a lot a lot. I am currently in some way directly affiliated in making music with 6 bands, 3 of which are a little more serious than the other 3. I play drums, sort of guitar (like 3 months now), and your mom.I'm also in ATA and someday hope to run my own school. That'd be bad as hell.I dig officers in Kentucky. They are my favorite by far. Just make sure if you are driving down that way that you don't have any "danglies" or aspirations of becoming a "wrastler".People who break into cars and steal every CD I've ever owned all need to get kicked square in the balls.A couple things you should know about me? I'm pretty easy going, I hold my family in very high regards, and don't touch my beer. It's mine damnit. MINE!

My Interests

Playing drums, writting, painting, drawing, stand up comedy, soccer, hanging out, BATTLE FRONT, Traveling, Sleeping, visiting my ma, and warmer places than Michigan.

AND OF COURSE

I'd like to meet:



I love this guy...I would love to meet him. I plan to memorize more of his speaches.

The The Impotence of Proofreading

Music:

Beethoven, ZAO, mewithoutYou, The Kinison, Eyes Unclouded, Never The Less, Under Oath, Emery, Anah Aveia, Killswitch Engage, Steve Vai, Rage Against The Machine, Audio Slave, The Last Broadcast, Naboo, Cake, Barenaked Ladies, Opeth, Demon Hunter, The Final Chapter, Dagon, The Doors, Black Hawk, Dredg, Mindless Self Indulgance, Last Broadcast, Lamb of God, Three Times Life, Clutch, DIO, Woe of Tyrants, Oasis, Unearth, Say Anything, Children of Bodem, Reel Big Fish, C.D.B., Weird Al, Bestiary, Deftones, Disturbed, Sound Garden, AFI, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, ZZ Top, Meredith Brooks, Deam Theater, Lynard Skynard, Led Zepplin, Oasis, Bestiary, Five Iron Frenzy, Big Al's Coaster Club, Pink Floyd, Aero Smith, AFI, Sarah McLachlan, Journey, Coheed and Cambria, BLS, Ozzy Osborne, Rush, Primus, CCR, Winston Audio, Allman Brothers...there's more, but I'm tired of typing.

Movies:

Donny Darko, The Protector, Ong Bak, Ace Ventura, Patch Adams, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, E.T., Mirror Mask, Equillibrium, American Beauty, Tommy Boy, Princess Mononoke, Hell Boy, The Matrix, Power Rangers The Movie, The Waterboy, Forest Gump, Both Hot Shots, What Dreams May Come, HellBoy, 300, the Protector, Me, Myself and Irean, Long Kiss Goodnight, Bio Dome, Batman Begins, The Last Samari, Aeon Flux, Gold Diggers, Waiting, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Black Sheep, Happy Gilmore, plus some other ones that I can't think of right now.

Television:

The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Fresh Prince, The Cosby Show, X-men the animated series, The Tick, Robot Chicken, Drawn Together, Spongebob Square Pants, Hello World, Futurama, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and Maximum Exposer.

Books:

Naked Pictures of Famous People, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Real Frank Zappa Book, and the first two Area 51 books.

My Blog

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(untitled): This song is a story that I may write out at some point. But it's currently my best work in writing. I hope you can all agree. In short, it's about a couple who fights on a boat out in the...
Posted by Your Stalker on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:20:00 PST

Immortal Perception

(Immortal Perception): This song is my theory on life. Basically, what makes a person who they are. If you wanted to break down into the most basic foundation for why people act the way they do you ha...
Posted by Your Stalker on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:04:00 PST

Fire from the Moon

(Fire from the Moon): This song is about dating someone you want to help, but they end up declining it and leaving before any help can be had and in the process breaking a heart. And the retaliation t...
Posted by Your Stalker on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:58:00 PST

Numb With Emotion

(Numb With Emotion): This is just a song about a place that everyone has. A place that my mom so eloquently puts it, "a happy place". A place where if you close your eyes and think about it, it calms ...
Posted by Your Stalker on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:42:00 PST

A Place of Zen

(A place of Zen): This song is about a modern day event that is happening constantly and has been going on for some time now. It's about falling for someone over the internet. Yeah sure, there are lot...
Posted by Your Stalker on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:47:00 PST

Man Vs Nature

             I was walking down a long and treacherous road. With me was my beloved wife of 9 years. She was something else. Built at an athletic ...
Posted by Your Stalker on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST

For Mom

The Lighthouse   The coastline is where I bare rest I know no names or faces Only the sound of waves Good-bye mother, so long and fair well I'm gone to sail upon waves to forget my pain Traveli...
Posted by Your Stalker on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

To Dad

Fall of NovemberI long for a presence not nearFar from my body and mindNobody can find himNobody remembers his nameBut in my heart I know he is still out thereAnd each passing day only grows older.Wil...
Posted by Your Stalker on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST