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Dinsmore & Mostyn

About Me

If only this "site" were OUR-Space rather than MY-Space we wouldn't keep bumping up against this infuriatingly first-person-orientated linguistic fascism. This section should really be entitled "About US" as there are, you will perhaps have gathered, two of us, Dinsmore and Mostyn.We grew up here in Fennybough and became firm friends (in the most gentlemanly sense of the word) due to a mutual love for tweed, cigars and the writings of Eric Carle as well as having shared several of the same parents.

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My Blog

JUICINGS AND JEFF

 Last week was a tricky one. Following an incident some time ago involving Sir David Attenborough, an air rifle and a nasty twist of fate, I have had no genitalia. I have never complained about...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:16:00 GMT

WHY CAN’T WE BE FRIENDS?

I thought that life at Mostopia had been lovely and calm ever since we all gained parole. But it seems chaos is reigning once more. The other day it was Dinsmore and his choice of T-shirt (an unwise...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:08:00 GMT

Dinsmore Duffed

There are many things a gentleman should not do in public - wear a cravat with a wing-collared shirt, eat a Greggs' vegetable pasty without a serviette to protect his frontage, polish his brogues with...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:51:00 GMT

Father’s Festive Fun

There are some who have written to me personally to say that there does seem to be some sort of repetition with regards to the adventures that Dinsmore and I have with Father: We all go to some priva...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 02:08:00 GMT

OUR MIDSOMER XMAS!!!

Sir PETER HALLS announces... In collaboration with the Elmo Munson CBE Memorial Fund... MOSTYN AND DINSMORE'S PRESENTATION OF.... A DINSMORE AND MOSTYN PRODUCTION FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY... "SCOOBY-DOO ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:08:00 GMT

SPOTS PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR 2007

It is one of Father's biggest regrets that he has never won the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award. It is a tale of woe for him - particularly losing to uncle Chris Chataway in '54.  Father...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:03:00 GMT

tHe peoPLe vs MOSTYN

I have been in court this morning, after becoming Fennybough's Public Enemy Number Two (after Sir Will Self... for one obvious reason). It turns out that I, Mostyn, am not allowed to vote. Which is...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:44:00 GMT

An Error

After consulting with my barrister, Father feels it necessary to make an important emendment to the "BANNOCKBURN, THE MUSCIAL" post: "The book will NOT be written by Derek Belms of any pers...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:51:00 GMT

Problims With the Musicle

   The dress rehearsal did not go well... which is perhaps a lesson for all those who try to make a cast perform a musical play at knifepoint. In the middle of the last number, that fi...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:45:00 GMT

Sample lyrics......

 ...to be sungen by Captain Jack Barrowman (and the cast) at the finale... Oh I'm Robert the Bruce, Aye, I'm Robert the Bruce! And I've got to fight this battle 'cos I cannae have a truce And ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:50:00 GMT