Neither General nor Admiral.
Botulistic mummified corpses, goosepimple forehead erecticus, bacofoil chickens, fellow mysterians, and part time doppelgangers.
What I'd like to hear:
The humming sound of high energy protons spilling over into our atmosphere.
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
I like moving in different ways.
I don't share my visions.
My intrerests are in hard-featured, gruesome, true crime cases. Books on the unexplained, supernatural, the knowledge of esoteric and unsettling occult lore. Ripperology back issues.
Or, just a dictionary, thesaurus...brochures, leaflets, periodicals, encyclopedias, etc...
D.B. Cooper