Djing, vinyl, KISSING, CUDDLING, HOLDING HANDS, my two cats, crop circles, thunderstorms, PLUR, the cool side of the pillow, laughing and wrongness... understanding women a little at a time and hating men even more. There is no green dot and the pink ones don't dissappear: proof that we can't always believe what we think we see. (I stole this; hope it's o.k.).
I'd like to meet:
SOMEONE WHO IS REALLY NEAT. People with a sense of humor are a must. People who believe in Peace, Love, Unity and Respect (not necessarily in that order). People who smile when they flip you the bird. Pet lover's and cuddlers, kissers and huggers. I enjoy being made to laugh and love being there for my friends. I used to take pleasure in destroying myself, but now the opposite is true. Drugs ruin lives- it's a fucking miracle I'm here to talk about it. I've finally reached a point in my life where I might not fuck a kid up too bad, but might accidentally dip it in plaster or chocolate... I would need help. I relate to people that have been to hell and survived and people that are passionate about anything. Did I mention PLUR? I love poop jokes. I love responsible irresponsiblity. I love music and cats and my cats love music! MeeYow!!
How to make a cory the chocolate robot
Ingredients:
1 part success
5 parts silliness
1 part empathy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
Username:
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Music:
COIL!!!, Chris & Cosey, My Dying Bride, The Police, Brian Eno, Robert Fripp, David Bowie, Billy Squire, Tarantula Hawk, Autolux, House, acid house, chicago hard house, techno, booty house, detroit techno, breakbeat, GREEN VELVET, NEUROSIS, Face 2 Face, High on Fire, Descendants, Massive Attack, Tribes of Neurot, Syd Barret, Simply Jeff, Felix the Dog, Machinehead, Converge, Atreyu, Atari Teenage Riot, Alec Empire, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, Cat Stevens, Uberzone, Meat Katie, Lee Coombs, Nigel Richards, Mercedes Mancillas, Donald Glaude, Elite Force, DonnaMatrix, Plump DJs, CArl Cox, Jesus and Mary Chain, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Nelly Furtado, Dark Sanctuary, Alpha Blondie, Frankie Bones, Joey Beltram, Josh Wink, Meat Beat Manifesto, Sonic Youth, Mr. Bungle, Primus, The Swans, Unjust, Portishead, 60's female lounge singers, Sepultura, Public Enemy, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Prince, Faith No More, MELVINS, Butthole Surfers, the Cranes, Sister's of Mercy, Big Black,Charlotte the Baroness, J-rock (SF), Jimmm the dj, etc. I don't know anyone who takes a still shot with their phone just to freeze their equalizer settings in time because he's afraid of his cats messing it up when he's at work, but me...
Movies:
The Shining, The Prince of Central Park, Dogs In Space, Amateur, Dream With the Fishes, Tadpole, Barfly, Sleepaway Camp 1,2,&3, Kill Bill, Party Girl, Waiting for Guffman, Alien Trilogy, Star Wars, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Muppet Movie, Niagra Niagra, American Movie, Twin Falls Idaho, The Red Dwarf, Time Bandits, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Outland, Bartleby, Evil Dead, THE SECRETARY: RENT IT, TRUST ME!!!! Funny, intelligent, and psychedellic movies
Television:
Cops, Trauma Life in the E.R., Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Harvey Birdman- Attorney at Law, The Shield, Degrassi, Forensic Files, Murder She Wrote, Golden Girls, Seinfeld, Judge Joe Brown
Books:
The Power of Now, The Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous, Zen Mind: Beginner's Mind, Where's Waldo, Anything by Dr. Seuss, Me Talk Pretty One Day, True Crime, owners manuals, 1984, any police blotter, Walden.
Heroes:
Eckhart Tolle, M, Krispin Glover, PARKER POSEY, Frankie Bones, Dj Dan, Donald Glaude, Felix the Dog, J-Rock, my two cats: Cat Steven and Parker, KATE MOSS, Kurt Cobain, Thurston Moore and my little sister- Katherine.
